1. No, we've been over this. Neglect it.
2.hes wanting to make you rage, so that you either play like a baboon, or rq.
3. I'm a crusader yes, but you're a bad legend, and you didn't solocarry this game. Fairly sorry.
4. How would he have assists, if he's afk in the jungle all the time. Let alone that he has 1 less than you.
5. You don't need kills to carry a game as support. You do need assists to do so tho.
6. Still a higher KDA than you, that he (in the last phase) has more KDA than you through the entire game says alot doesn't it?
7. They do ALOT.
8. He still pushed when you were dead, proves my point.
9. Why weren't you wrong? That's the place you put your conclusion, 0 points.
10. Still doesn't mean you have to be on the front line.
11. There is, playing out of position is on all Dota levels the same, how hard you get punished for it THAT depends.
12. Exactly why is this toxic? Have you seen me play, or react like this in a game :)
13. Why?
14. Yes I am, poorly you aren't.
15. How do you know where I belong? Have you seen me play?
16. No, tiny can have the most tower dmg, still doesn't mean he hardcarried a game.
17. Because you have spells with higher AoE.
18. Nope, the supports don't t have these things, doesn't mean that they suck.
19. Everyone? I am part of everyone, and I don't find panda annoying.
20. If I'm a clueless crusader, then what does that make you? A bad legend?.
21. Exactly where do you make that argument? Oh wait you don't. It's probably somewhere in that mumbo jumbo you wrote there as a sentence, not an argument.
22.a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation. That's what the translation is. Are you aware that this is your humiliation, and not mine?
@parmaviolets
Whats the joke? I don't get it
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Are we fighting? I don't think so.
We haven't had any physical contact.
You pretend that we have?
I'm confused.
You have now reached a level of iQ that is gone negative.
Are you unsure what to react, so you post a Meme in the hopes I don't realise? Because opezdal always realised that.
Hitting a small child, or hitting a grown male is the same.
However, a small child reacts by crying.
A grown male reacts by bashing your skull in.
The hitting part stays the same, the reaction ain't.
I don't know what your 'fighting you is like hitting a child' means
To fight someone, and to hit someone however, is different. Do you realise that? Or don't you know.
What you also didn't seem to know is the fact that that wasn't a good game, coming out of you.
To be fair, it was terrible.
You didn't carry, but to your credit neither did viper.
Why? Because it was a garbage game.
However, you say you were better than viper.
I helpfully corrected that for you, because I'm a nice guy, and I'll always help people in need.
Also using big words to make you look smarter only works when you know what they mean.
I googled machosist, and Congratulations! You used the word wrong! It's only making you look dumber, but go ahead I guess.
Also the only one that Hunts Panda is me. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
You try to hurt panda, I hurt you.
But then yet again, you are a baboon of the lowest kind. (no bad words, but it's probably a fact).
I'm genually wondering when you will stop humiliating yourself. Do you like it? Are you a masochist?
^why would they be bad? Yeah they got stomped here, but that doesn't mean they're bad players lol. 1 match doesn't make a person good, or bad. I'm sorry to have to say this to you.
once again for the third time I'll be asking you this question:
Do you really expect good teammates who you can rely on, players with whom you can cooperate and do plays in your bracket?
^we all want them, but you're gonna need to rely on yourself only, not on your teammates.
Unless your @parmaviolets.
Shell be the uncontested mvp of every match she plays, very reliable
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Look no further than my last game. I picked Lina. Won my lane 3-0. Game was fine then the 4 people I got teamed with just randomly started to tilt even though we were all over the other team. I constantly get flamed by an Axe who is so bad at the game they dont even skill bersekers call vs a void or build a blink. I constantly try to defuse the team by telling them we are doing fine and saying relax and thanks and whatever. I get flamed by this Axe to the point where I retaliated and had to mute them. Eventually we get a 5 man wipe and I see that we can win so I buyback and we go all mid. I can take their ancient fast with feiry soul and as soon as the 3rd tower is down i hit the 4th towers and the ancient. I actually was stupid enough to believe that we could win. Instead my teammates decide they would rather hit melee barracks and some random creeps, our monkey king sits on buyback and our spirit breaker, despite being in the dire base, charges to the bot lane on max hp instead of helping us fight. We get wiped because they have a void/beast combo. We lose. I get the blame. Probably 4 reports for being the only person who actually tried to end and pull the team together. It is a shame that this great game is ruined by other people.
^shes good #kreppa
shes garbage #true
she wants to respond that im garbage #ButImSelfAware
she thinks she solocarried
10-8-9= not a solocarried game, solocarriers dont die that easily.
about 90% sure she didnt get reported 4 times
because people only have 3 reports at some times
probably less
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what a shame this great site is ruined by you.
Jesus christ, i didnt your party mmr was boosting you from crusader 6 to legend.
Im crusader 1, and you called me the clueless crusader
TURNS OUT YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF AS WELL, EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
Im fucking dying xD
Uh no cause unlike you i actually climb mmr, albeit not over the past 24 hours but in general I win 60-70% of my solo games. Hence why i have gone from 800 solo to 2400 in 5 months whilst you have probably stayed exactly where you belong
No @parmaviolets, im winning more than i lose. Thats why i have climbed from guardian 6 to crusader 1 in 2 weeks. and you couldve known this, if you werent this fucking lazy, and wouldve looked at my recent matches. But ofcourse you dont, because, well you wont check aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyy facts, but instead start trying to fight back like a brainless chicken.
I can guarantee you, if this thread wouldve been a dota match, my team wouldve stomped you in 20 minutes.
And yes, i wouldve solocarried it.
Instead of you.
Also if you want to pretend your good, and call me clueless crusader, you can go ahead.
But i dont know whether a part of you is trying to sabotage you, but saying your soloQ mmr out loud was the dumbest mistake in history.
Maybe ever.
Well, 4years back when I first found out about behavior score I was around 6k. And it took me about 3months of just playing without saying anything or pinging to get to 9k. Also I used to play less responsible heroes, avoiding supports and hard carries, stunners and initiaters. That leaves a very small number of heroes but that left me out of limelight in the match.
Lately, I feel the behavior score is absurd because every summary I have around 20 commends and around 5 reports and my behavior score is decreased by 300-500. This started since they started showing score instead of just the status otherwise the behavior score was +-100 at max. Another trend seen recently is that people are simply reporting for no reason. I have been reported by people in my team where we have won and all have played well and there were no flaming or blaming or any negative communication at all.
Whatever all these bs, just hope future patches fix things up.
@parmaviolets, i member
made me laugh hard, that thread was more stoopiiid than this one, and got you even more hate.
is that what this is? a call for attention
because it sure as hell is a call for attention
you cant win 1k mmr games?> flames teammates
^doesnt realise that shes the problem as well
^some random guy obliterates her completely
^the thread stayed the same, however now im in charge of the amount of lolz people get of this site
^because i have deleted your arguments alot of times
^you dont know what you say, so the top comment of page 3 is you just copy pasting something, and then putting a meme into it without good context
^then you pull down the hitting you is like hitting a small child
^small i aint, and a child? maybe, maybe not (another discussion topic?)
^what i do know, is that im smarter than you
^because you can pretend whatever you want, but your not socially strong either
^people like me silence you, and your narcist weenie goes off that much that you decide that being triggered and reacting to every post i made, with the best logic i have ever seen (another discussion topic?)
^i cant resist, bullying kids online is just the best thing ever
^we have been over this, so i aint gonna say it, but your
3. garbage (be self aware about it)
2. toxic (be self aware about it)
2. blind (cannot come up with any other reason why you keep persisting you are right, dont you see?) (another discussion topic?)
and ofcourse you have a weeb profile pick, like my kind used to nuke the people that made that kinda herendous shit twice.
now i aint a bad person, i dont drop nukes.
i do however bomb all your arguments to the ground (nothing stands after one fell swoop)
this thing gave me a deja vu
i have been in this place before
higher in the thread counts
were you did another one of these stooopiiiiid threads
luckily for me, this comic gold came out.
i wouldve been pretty bored on dotabuff otherwise.
*giggle* CRUSADER 6 *giggle*
*sniff* thinks i dont have more game knowledge *sniff*
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*laugh* is not just bad at the game, but also bad at life *laugh*
(poorly your not self aware)
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doesnt know that not everyone remembers your soloq mrr, because honestly, noone cares.
but i like that you brought it up, i was running low on flames
but now this car is fueled.
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
so yes, im faster than you.
you 2 slow for a opezdal
opezdal only hunts pandas
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You can garuntee he will take this seriously as well
As he should.
The first step to climbing to archon is to embrace their collective mentality: "I am the best of my team and I would be Legend already if not for my teammates' incompetence."
SirIronSights, tell us more about how well you are playing this game.
Parma violets is a 2k mmr pleb? Rofl explains it all. And to top that this dumb ho is laughing at a crusader. I remember she called me a crusader noob too a couple of weeks back (that was my party mmr you slag). Pls stop posting useless threads, it's clear that you're the toxic brainlet in all your games. Hell im quite toxic myself but I'm 8.7k bhs. I can only imagine how trashy you must be to fall to that bhs.
PS: im legend trash but I don't put people down for their rank , maybe try doing that too parmatoxic
Let me put it this way. Violet might be able to make winning plays in 2k (even if the same play is suicidal in 5k), but she assumes her teammates are the 3-4k players she normally plays in stack with, and it creates endless frustration. That assumption itself is faulty: your teammates at this level are not going to be good at the game, and your game plan AND ATTITUDE should reflect that, or climbing will be difficult. To her credit, her gameplan somewhat worked, but her attitude would be better if she would go into every game assuming this and all that it implies. By lowering your expectations of your teammates, you will be less angry. This is probably why I don't grind DotA as much, I hate this attitude because it is a shitty philosophy on life.
Notice I did not say that we all need to play like boosters and lock-in core and totally not rely on the team like most 2-3k players do in SEA, but if you don't want to play like an autist, you need to have the game sense/knowledge and EQ to know exactly what your teammates want and their strengths/weaknesses, thereby predicting their actions in a teamfight, just by watching their first 5-10 minutes of play, even if they do not speak a word of English. To reliably climb in 2-3k, you need to have 4-5k+ MMR equivalent of game knowledge and EQ if you don't want to have 4-5k+ MMR equivalent of mechanical skill.
Why am I not even remotely surprised at this stage? It's like my disappointment's off the charts now to a point where I'm like "oh okay its just Parma being Parma"
Ah another thread with a perfectly reasonable concept (i.e the fact that your games can be consistently ruined by spite reports that tend to spiral because its more prevelant in lower behaviour scores) which gets derailed because some people mistake this forum for their elementary school playground...
Fun fact: My mmr has nothing to do with this thread
Fun fact: How 'toxic' I am has nothing to do with the bigger picture of this thread
Fun fact: Whether or not I belong in my bracket or am even doing well in my games has nothing to do with this thread
The way you just feel the need to pick fights and stir shit up is sad honestly...
@seacrusaders
Ofc I lose because of my team
If my team is better, I would always win
So my team should just be better
And I will be legend in no time
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Or I'll invite @parmaviolets over a quick game of bad plays and chuckles, leading to threads like these.
Let's be honest. You chuckled at it.
Did I? Opezdal doesn't chuckle
Opezdal laughs.
Laughing opezdal did enough in this thread.
Tries to flame me, but I'm a better flamer than @chappie
Are you a better flamer than @chappie?
No you're not, your flames are as valid as answers on a math test, without the calculation.
I'll be legend in no time.
Why? Because I'm immortal, time doesn't work in my separate universe.
Are you immortal? No.
Are you in @parmaviolets debate club? No.
Are you having any real friends? No (Pepehands)
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Have you been utterly annihilated? No
Have you started crying as @parmaviolets? No
Bullying is not a game, call @bullyhunters.org
@seacrusaders indeed, they bought their crusader\archon acc.
Clearly I'm good enough for legend
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The only way I lose, is if I decide to give my enemy some mmr. (I have a heart)
As Oppenheimer said, after he build the nuke:
Now I have become death, the destroyer of world's.
I don't destroy worlds.
I destroy @parmaviolets.
If my teammates would just win every match, I would be legend 7 in no time.
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@snowball
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You are wrong, BHS and mmr ain't the same.
Mmr is your skill level representation.
BHS shows how big of a cuck you are.
Also, that I live in Germany, doesn't mean I belong in Germany.
I hope you understand this valid, and definetly not pepega criticism.
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umm I know the difference between mmr and BHS.... what I meant was they both work the same way ..if your mmr is 2000 it means your skill is like a 2000mmr player (eventhough u might not think that and believe every teammate conspired to keep you there) and if your BHS is 6000 it means you are as nice or as toxic as a 6000 BHS player can be (eventhough like OP you believe that you shouldn't be there because u carry games). BHS are not a measure of your skill, it's a measure of your behaviour..one can be a godlike player and still behave like a dxxk, treating others like dirt, boastful, disparaging the opponents after a win.
FYI my BHS is 9500. When a game ends I've witnessed so many TT... most times I just say WP Dire...you deserve the win. Pudge played especially well. Things like that...sometimes out of the blue even the enemies will commend me.
P.S. things like ez mid, ez....are so unnecessary but ppl still do it all the time and wonder why they have low BHS. Sometimes for fun I will play party with my friends at an internet cafe together....I've seen my friends reporting the opponent after we lost, all becos the other guy said ez mid lol...gg sniper. If it's any comfort...my friend tilts easily too and TT a lot...he got 5k BHS....so I feel like it's kinda like quite an accurate reflection. If you look at the way OP talks in all the posts here...is it any wonder why she got the BHS she has now? She's not really that toxic compared to many ppl but still... anyway just my opinion.
How 'toxic' I am has nothing to do with the bigger picture of this thread
You are wrong, how toxic you are is the main reason for your low behavior score, your low behavior score is the main reason why troll reports matters.
I think someone said that you should play turbo games to increase your behavior score, maybe you should try that?
@snowball
If you knew they were different t, then why didn't you say so? Are you Russian? Do you spread fake news?
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2nd there's been alot of evidence that @parmaviolets its extremely toxic, to the point she's worse than!lake Karachay. (1kmmr-3kmmr post)
Also wtf is up with the mid section, to who are you explaining that? Are you an AdviceFag?
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>tfw 5k behaviour on an account I griefed 10 matches in a row
>and still higher than my main where I got reported by dumb 1k stacks because hey buddy, unranked is actaully a landmine!
https://gyazo.com/2e46babdd622fe30738f572f2fd257a3
imagine playing with such players @op
C: who's worse? your fellow 2k plebs or this guy
thats because they are a kid
(which makes op going back and forth in an epic quote-by-quote argument all the more embarassing)
@parmaviolets
Whats the joke? I don't get it
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Are we fighting? I don't think so.
We haven't had any physical contact.
You pretend that we have?
I'm confused.
You have now reached a level of iQ that is gone negative.
Are you unsure what to react, so you post a Meme in the hopes I don't realise? Because opezdal always realised that.
Hitting a small child, or hitting a grown male is the same.
However, a small child reacts by crying.
A grown male reacts by bashing your skull in.
The hitting part stays the same, the reaction ain't.
I don't know what your 'fighting you is like hitting a child' means
To fight someone, and to hit someone however, is different. Do you realise that? Or don't you know.
What you also didn't seem to know is the fact that that wasn't a good game, coming out of you.
To be fair, it was terrible.
You didn't carry, but to your credit neither did viper.
Why? Because it was a garbage game.
However, you say you were better than viper.
I helpfully corrected that for you, because I'm a nice guy, and I'll always help people in need.
Also using big words to make you look smarter only works when you know what they mean.
I googled machosist, and Congratulations! You used the word wrong! It's only making you look dumber, but go ahead I guess.
Also the only one that Hunts Panda is me. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
You try to hurt panda, I hurt you.
But then yet again, you are a baboon of the lowest kind. (no bad words, but it's probably a fact).
I'm genually wondering when you will stop humiliating yourself. Do you like it? Are you a masochist?
I propose option C: the players I got in this wind game lol https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4461801541
^why would they be bad? Yeah they got stomped here, but that doesn't mean they're bad players lol. 1 match doesn't make a person good, or bad. I'm sorry to have to say this to you.
https://gyazo.com/2e46babdd622fe30738f572f2fd257a3
I feel like I'm doing this right now.
once again for the third time I'll be asking you this question:
Do you really expect good teammates who you can rely on, players with whom you can cooperate and do plays in your bracket?
^we all want them, but you're gonna need to rely on yourself only, not on your teammates.
Unless your @parmaviolets.
Shell be the uncontested mvp of every match she plays, very reliable
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Look no further than my last game. I picked Lina. Won my lane 3-0. Game was fine then the 4 people I got teamed with just randomly started to tilt even though we were all over the other team. I constantly get flamed by an Axe who is so bad at the game they dont even skill bersekers call vs a void or build a blink. I constantly try to defuse the team by telling them we are doing fine and saying relax and thanks and whatever. I get flamed by this Axe to the point where I retaliated and had to mute them. Eventually we get a 5 man wipe and I see that we can win so I buyback and we go all mid. I can take their ancient fast with feiry soul and as soon as the 3rd tower is down i hit the 4th towers and the ancient. I actually was stupid enough to believe that we could win. Instead my teammates decide they would rather hit melee barracks and some random creeps, our monkey king sits on buyback and our spirit breaker, despite being in the dire base, charges to the bot lane on max hp instead of helping us fight. We get wiped because they have a void/beast combo. We lose. I get the blame. Probably 4 reports for being the only person who actually tried to end and pull the team together. It is a shame that this great game is ruined by other people.
Dont see a problem with the behavior score at all. Im sitting at 10k and all my games are fine. I get like one dipshit every 50 games maybe.
@pviolet
if you're as good as you claim to be then just solo carry ur team
don't rely on ur allies
C:
^shes good #kreppa
shes garbage #true
she wants to respond that im garbage #ButImSelfAware
she thinks she solocarried
10-8-9= not a solocarried game, solocarriers dont die that easily.
about 90% sure she didnt get reported 4 times
because people only have 3 reports at some times
probably less
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what a shame this great site is ruined by you.
Haha that flaming crusader makes me chuckle
Hey parma what’s your solo MMR now
And what’s your party MMR boosting your solo 😂
Solo =2340
Party = 3818
Jesus christ, i didnt your party mmr was boosting you from crusader 6 to legend.
Im crusader 1, and you called me the clueless crusader
TURNS OUT YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF AS WELL, EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
Im fucking dying xD
Uh no cause unlike you i actually climb mmr, albeit not over the past 24 hours but in general I win 60-70% of my solo games. Hence why i have gone from 800 solo to 2400 in 5 months whilst you have probably stayed exactly where you belong
No @parmaviolets, im winning more than i lose. Thats why i have climbed from guardian 6 to crusader 1 in 2 weeks. and you couldve known this, if you werent this fucking lazy, and wouldve looked at my recent matches. But ofcourse you dont, because, well you wont check aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyy facts, but instead start trying to fight back like a brainless chicken.
I can guarantee you, if this thread wouldve been a dota match, my team wouldve stomped you in 20 minutes.
And yes, i wouldve solocarried it.
Instead of you.
Also if you want to pretend your good, and call me clueless crusader, you can go ahead.
But i dont know whether a part of you is trying to sabotage you, but saying your soloQ mmr out loud was the dumbest mistake in history.
Maybe ever.
Except everyone knows my soloq mmr? I made a thread about 1k games which got almost 2k responses....
Well, 4years back when I first found out about behavior score I was around 6k. And it took me about 3months of just playing without saying anything or pinging to get to 9k. Also I used to play less responsible heroes, avoiding supports and hard carries, stunners and initiaters. That leaves a very small number of heroes but that left me out of limelight in the match.
Lately, I feel the behavior score is absurd because every summary I have around 20 commends and around 5 reports and my behavior score is decreased by 300-500. This started since they started showing score instead of just the status otherwise the behavior score was +-100 at max. Another trend seen recently is that people are simply reporting for no reason. I have been reported by people in my team where we have won and all have played well and there were no flaming or blaming or any negative communication at all.
Whatever all these bs, just hope future patches fix things up.
@parmaviolets, i member
made me laugh hard, that thread was more stoopiiid than this one, and got you even more hate.
is that what this is? a call for attention
because it sure as hell is a call for attention
you cant win 1k mmr games?> flames teammates
^doesnt realise that shes the problem as well
^some random guy obliterates her completely
^the thread stayed the same, however now im in charge of the amount of lolz people get of this site
^because i have deleted your arguments alot of times
^you dont know what you say, so the top comment of page 3 is you just copy pasting something, and then putting a meme into it without good context
^then you pull down the hitting you is like hitting a small child
^small i aint, and a child? maybe, maybe not (another discussion topic?)
^what i do know, is that im smarter than you
^because you can pretend whatever you want, but your not socially strong either
^people like me silence you, and your narcist weenie goes off that much that you decide that being triggered and reacting to every post i made, with the best logic i have ever seen (another discussion topic?)
^i cant resist, bullying kids online is just the best thing ever
^we have been over this, so i aint gonna say it, but your
3. garbage (be self aware about it)
2. toxic (be self aware about it)
2. blind (cannot come up with any other reason why you keep persisting you are right, dont you see?) (another discussion topic?)
and ofcourse you have a weeb profile pick, like my kind used to nuke the people that made that kinda herendous shit twice.
now i aint a bad person, i dont drop nukes.
i do however bomb all your arguments to the ground (nothing stands after one fell swoop)
this thing gave me a deja vu
i have been in this place before
higher in the thread counts
were you did another one of these stooopiiiiid threads
luckily for me, this comic gold came out.
i wouldve been pretty bored on dotabuff otherwise.
*giggle* CRUSADER 6 *giggle*
*sniff* thinks i dont have more game knowledge *sniff*
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*laugh* is not just bad at the game, but also bad at life *laugh*
(poorly your not self aware)
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doesnt know that not everyone remembers your soloq mrr, because honestly, noone cares.
but i like that you brought it up, i was running low on flames
but now this car is fueled.
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
so yes, im faster than you.
you 2 slow for a opezdal
opezdal only hunts pandas
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@SirIronSights
I <3 Crusaders like you.
Powerful mentality, intelligent diatribes, and impeccable gameplay.
Please keep doing you.
As he should.
The first step to climbing to archon is to embrace their collective mentality: "I am the best of my team and I would be Legend already if not for my teammates' incompetence."
SirIronSights, tell us more about how well you are playing this game.
I believe in you.
Parma violets is a 2k mmr pleb? Rofl explains it all. And to top that this dumb ho is laughing at a crusader. I remember she called me a crusader noob too a couple of weeks back (that was my party mmr you slag). Pls stop posting useless threads, it's clear that you're the toxic brainlet in all your games. Hell im quite toxic myself but I'm 8.7k bhs. I can only imagine how trashy you must be to fall to that bhs.
PS: im legend trash but I don't put people down for their rank , maybe try doing that too parmatoxic
Let me put it this way. Violet might be able to make winning plays in 2k (even if the same play is suicidal in 5k), but she assumes her teammates are the 3-4k players she normally plays in stack with, and it creates endless frustration. That assumption itself is faulty: your teammates at this level are not going to be good at the game, and your game plan AND ATTITUDE should reflect that, or climbing will be difficult. To her credit, her gameplan somewhat worked, but her attitude would be better if she would go into every game assuming this and all that it implies. By lowering your expectations of your teammates, you will be less angry. This is probably why I don't grind DotA as much, I hate this attitude because it is a shitty philosophy on life.
Notice I did not say that we all need to play like boosters and lock-in core and totally not rely on the team like most 2-3k players do in SEA, but if you don't want to play like an autist, you need to have the game sense/knowledge and EQ to know exactly what your teammates want and their strengths/weaknesses, thereby predicting their actions in a teamfight, just by watching their first 5-10 minutes of play, even if they do not speak a word of English. To reliably climb in 2-3k, you need to have 4-5k+ MMR equivalent of game knowledge and EQ if you don't want to have 4-5k+ MMR equivalent of mechanical skill.
Ok y'all back to your gulags this thread a joke now
I will admit. I'm reading the whole thread and I'm literally laughing my ass off.
Holy shit. If you want to look at a delusional fucktard look no futher.
I...
Why am I not even remotely surprised at this stage? It's like my disappointment's off the charts now to a point where I'm like "oh okay its just Parma being Parma"
Ah another thread with a perfectly reasonable concept (i.e the fact that your games can be consistently ruined by spite reports that tend to spiral because its more prevelant in lower behaviour scores) which gets derailed because some people mistake this forum for their elementary school playground...
Fun fact: My mmr has nothing to do with this thread
Fun fact: How 'toxic' I am has nothing to do with the bigger picture of this thread
Fun fact: Whether or not I belong in my bracket or am even doing well in my games has nothing to do with this thread
The way you just feel the need to pick fights and stir shit up is sad honestly...
I'm just here to read da comments. #Recreate teh Congo
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Let's be honest, I would've been legend if my teams weren't this noob
Pepega
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@seacrusaders
Ofc I lose because of my team
If my team is better, I would always win
So my team should just be better
And I will be legend in no time
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Or I'll invite @parmaviolets over a quick game of bad plays and chuckles, leading to threads like these.
Let's be honest. You chuckled at it.
Did I? Opezdal doesn't chuckle
Opezdal laughs.
Laughing opezdal did enough in this thread.
Tries to flame me, but I'm a better flamer than @chappie
Are you a better flamer than @chappie?
No you're not, your flames are as valid as answers on a math test, without the calculation.
I'll be legend in no time.
Why? Because I'm immortal, time doesn't work in my separate universe.
Are you immortal? No.
Are you in @parmaviolets debate club? No.
Are you having any real friends? No (Pepehands)
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Have you been utterly annihilated? No
Have you started crying as @parmaviolets? No
Bullying is not a game, call @bullyhunters.org
Exactly. This is the mindset that will take you to the next level. How dare this Crusader posing as Legend 7 tell you that you are not good enough.
Clearly your teammates are account buyers who are actually herald but refuse to accept their 0.5k mmr skill level which holds you back.
You are the MMR Prince that was Promised, the Crusader that Could.
thanks for making me want to stay away from the game even more guys
@seacrusaders indeed, they bought their crusader\archon acc.
Clearly I'm good enough for legend
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The only way I lose, is if I decide to give my enemy some mmr. (I have a heart)
As Oppenheimer said, after he build the nuke:
Now I have become death, the destroyer of world's.
I don't destroy worlds.
I destroy @parmaviolets.
If my teammates would just win every match, I would be legend 7 in no time.
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Parma goes fishing again, oh! he/she got a bite!
his/her real life maybe very boooooring, lucky he/she gets attention here.
Suicide postponed again :D
@yami haha was just thinking the same thing :D
BHS and mmr is the same...If you are where u are....it means you belong there.
@snowball
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You are wrong, BHS and mmr ain't the same.
Mmr is your skill level representation.
BHS shows how big of a cuck you are.
Also, that I live in Germany, doesn't mean I belong in Germany.
I hope you understand this valid, and definetly not pepega criticism.
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umm I know the difference between mmr and BHS.... what I meant was they both work the same way ..if your mmr is 2000 it means your skill is like a 2000mmr player (eventhough u might not think that and believe every teammate conspired to keep you there) and if your BHS is 6000 it means you are as nice or as toxic as a 6000 BHS player can be (eventhough like OP you believe that you shouldn't be there because u carry games). BHS are not a measure of your skill, it's a measure of your behaviour..one can be a godlike player and still behave like a dxxk, treating others like dirt, boastful, disparaging the opponents after a win.
FYI my BHS is 9500. When a game ends I've witnessed so many TT... most times I just say WP Dire...you deserve the win. Pudge played especially well. Things like that...sometimes out of the blue even the enemies will commend me.
P.S. things like ez mid, ez....are so unnecessary but ppl still do it all the time and wonder why they have low BHS. Sometimes for fun I will play party with my friends at an internet cafe together....I've seen my friends reporting the opponent after we lost, all becos the other guy said ez mid lol...gg sniper. If it's any comfort...my friend tilts easily too and TT a lot...he got 5k BHS....so I feel like it's kinda like quite an accurate reflection. If you look at the way OP talks in all the posts here...is it any wonder why she got the BHS she has now? She's not really that toxic compared to many ppl but still... anyway just my opinion.
@Parma
You are wrong, how toxic you are is the main reason for your low behavior score, your low behavior score is the main reason why troll reports matters.
I think someone said that you should play turbo games to increase your behavior score, maybe you should try that?
I Just got Chat Bann with 8k behaviour score.
I don't have enough hands to facepalm this narcissistic thot deserved amount of times...
@snowball
If you knew they were different t, then why didn't you say so? Are you Russian? Do you spread fake news?
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2nd there's been alot of evidence that @parmaviolets its extremely toxic, to the point she's worse than!lake Karachay. (1kmmr-3kmmr post)
Also wtf is up with the mid section, to who are you explaining that? Are you an AdviceFag?
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Good to see the moderators hard at work
>tfw 5k behaviour on an account I griefed 10 matches in a row
>and still higher than my main where I got reported by dumb 1k stacks because hey buddy, unranked is actaully a landmine!