Try not to be a piece of shit in every game. Just do that and it's easy 10k bhs.
Skill wise i can teach them some dota I just trash talk them a lot and they cant handle it :)) I mean ... if i tell you that u have 1 neuron and your know its true you shouldnt get offended. xD
^ then u wont raise ur bhs. keep on talking like that and u will drop even more
"Skill wise i can teach them dota I just trash talk them a lot and they cant handle it", you are playing in a pub. The chances of players appreciating your advice are lower than the chances of admiralbulldog really having 3 super model girlfriends.
Well, I assume it's very hard for a subhuman trashes to actually act like humans. But, you can do it if you try.
There's a certain way to use words, learn that and you can pretty easily manipulate every single person on your team.
Majority of players over here are between 16-23. Kids with inflated egos and grape for brain. Little sweet talk to stroke that ego and they listen to everything you say.
Also, if you can't even manipulate 9 strangers in a video game and manipulate them to your advantage, you are gonna have a hard time in real life.
Real world doesn't care about skills and neither do you have the advantage of anonymity.
That's it for Goku's Real life lesson. Take that as you may.
P.S.- I'm assuming your low bhs is cause of that smurf detection system, which dropped everyone's bhs to 1,55,110. Don't think you can raise that.
Checking your recent matches, in almost all games you are matched with other smurfs.
^Okay retard. You are the most ignorant, stupid fuck I have ever had the raging disgust of meeting. You know what? If I was going to have a kid, and that kid was going to be you, I would go back in time and grab my past self and stick his genitals in a fucking sander until his crotch was smoother than the fucking tile floors. Do you understand me? You piece of shit? You trash? You will never be loved, and will die freezing in a fucking ditch with cheap whiskey in one hand and clutching for some semblance of warmth in the other. But you will never find it. Die.
stop acting and talking like an animal then you'll be fine. However, it won't work if your whole team are animals.
Depends. try being good to your team , when talking in mic use a kind tone, dont aggressive ping, commend ppl after a good game to receive commends back, if a bad game dont say anything at all, and tell everyone they tried their best. Most importantly, dont flame.
If your playing in the sea server, these dont apply. Step 1 is to never pick core mid or safe lane, and if you do, go 20 - 0 and win the game or you know for sure your getting fkin reported you dog piece of shit, regardless if your supps spend 30 mins feeding the enemy team sven .
Other option you have is play as support, dont do shit the entire game, and hope your cores dont pick sniper or slark, and pray they pick sven or spectre. Get carried and make sure you flame the enemy supports or your not a supp :D
Happy climbing!
I swear I played normal in the last 10 games i even disabled my chat and did 20 mins of meditation and yoga before playing just to get rid of the negativity and I still lost some behavior points. Maaan dota blows just like this virgin GOKU kid.
Best way to raise behavior score is either to be emotionless/opinionless or a psycho, no joke. No one cares if you are right, you either have to be neutral so no one even notices you enough to report you, like I seen the most garbage terrible shit players get away with reports just cause they don't even say anything the whole game, or you have to be good at rallying people to report each other, get good at putting blame on someone else, and never flame multiple people. I guarantee you can be 100% right in every word you say, 1 against 4 all u will hear is "fucking trash reported" and say bye bye to your conduct.
I like going with first option, literally just don't say anything aside from a few pings and mute everyone, any time I leave people unmuted I regret it, at the end of the game people are just flaming each other and not even mentioning me even if I played like complete garbage, cause I never gave them a reason to notice me much.
^^ dota 2 players with goldfish memory. Flame them for 20 mins, stay silent for last 10 mins, good chance the idiots are gonna forget about you. xD
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says @kabir who made a literal post about my AA's offlane when we literally won the lane and I didn't threw my rapiers away to the enemy. Talking about beh scores :D
I made post cause ur annoying as hell with your pining and typing and u wonder why people get irked by you and report u at the end
think again what let to this annoynce :D. And i literally said use ur spider legs and 2 deso's are bad while u were trash talking the hole game.
First of all I flamed u after u ate my nerves, and second of all where did I claim to be nice? Ur the one asking why ur getting reported so now u know why, ur annoying. Also that 30 min blink into 50 min Aghs Lion, and no abyssal PA lost the game.
Just mute everyone, personally 9/10 times I malded NOT because of what happened in the game, but because of the words that came out of the mentally challenged people making stupid calls and blaming stupid shits that don't even matter
I cant not rage unless i want my monitor to fly out of the window. Lets say im carry they pick 2 supports but they both go offlane and last picks jungler goes on a feeding spree then pings and flames me all game long cause im not top networth and im not carrying the game. Then buys wards and blocks his own jungle. Thats just 1 example.Brain dead camp blockers are the worst
"Skill wise i can teach them some dota I just trash talk them a lot and they cant handle it :)) I mean ... if i tell you that u have 1 neuron and your know its true you shouldnt get offended. xD"
This is laughable but it happens in all walks of life, not just dota. Gamers who associate skill in a game with superiority are often shocked when people mock them back. Firstly, skill is relative, even if you are 6k mmr, in the grand scheme of things u are still a noob to the pros in TI. Secondly, even if a pro in TI trashtalks me, I'll tell him to go fxxk himself cos his skills mean nothing to me. If he gave me tips in a nice way or points out the 100s of mistakes I made in an objective way, I'd thank him.
To OP, as you venture into real life, you will meet people who trashtalk you just because they have more money, or are in a senior position in the office you work in, or simply because they drive a bigger car. It's the same concept. But just because you are better at someone at something doesn't mean they will accept it when you trashtalk them. You are more likely to get a punch in the face.
And finally, a lot of idiots equate being good in dota with being smart. Well, all of us here on this forum could probably kick Bill Gates' ass into infinity at dota...but do you think you are smarter than him?
me, a guy who failed fifth grade to the guy in my class calling me braindead >> HAHAHAHA U ARE NOT BILL GATES EITHER FOR PASSING 5th GRADE AHAHAHAHAHA *monkeylaughs*
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Imaging working in a office. You've ex. amount of colleagues. You give 1 job to 1 person and he works with 3 more people. One of them decides to start trash talking the leader of his team because he doesn't do any thing right then comes to the boss of the project and comes working with him. How would you react? Be kindly and tell him to go away? Or f him in the ass.
^^ In real world, no worker is gonna trash talk his boss without any good reason. Let alone boss, no working class guy is gonna trash talk his colleagues or even his underlings without any good reason. In office, forget trash talk, even a accidental use of wrong word can cost you the job. Judging from that example, I'm gonna assume you have never worked in RL.
nope i havent but im still studying in university and i will work afterwards and i wondered how you found that i havent worked. And of course i know that you can't be toxic towards your bosses i'm just giving an example how would look in real life. Or imagine high school students to judge and flame their teacher for knowing nothing about their topic.
BeoWulf i can easily tell youre on the loser side of things. Stupidity should not be tolerated and its the most dangerous thing in the world. I have no simpathy or respect for stupid stubborn people so get fucked by a hobo. Stop trying to be literate and fancy on this shit forum u goo brain monkey. If your monkey brain cant follow up a conversation and what i actually said just stay in your fucking bench.
^^ Yes, I have seen cocky kids like you break down in real life, honestly it's always nice to see them learn it the hard way. Sheltered by parents, they think they are hot stuff. Real world is not like the virtual world you are used to. If you have no finesse in your speech, you are really gonna have hard time.
Mr. Edgy hot stuff only works in school and college. If you are anything above 20 and you are like that in real world I would really feel sorry for you. OMEGALUL XD
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