WANNA REALY IMPROVE YOUR MMR ? FROM 1000+ TO 99999999999 ? WELL THERE ARE SOME STEPS FOR BECAME THE NEXT TOP PLAYER EVER READY FOR INTERNATIONAL.
STEP 1: OPEN DOTA2
STEP 2: CHOOSE RANKED MATCHMAKING
STEP 3: WHO CARE IF YOU DON'T KNOW ENGLISH AND YOU HAVE ALREADY YOUR OWN SERVER, PICK THEM ALL AND GO.
STEP 4: FIND THE GAME, YEAH, NOW PICKS. WE HAVE SOME HEROES WHO YOU CAN PICK BUT THE MOST USEFULL IT'S BLOODSEKER, AND LASTPICK HIM, AFTER 4 CARRY WHO WILL MIND YOU PICK BLOODSEEKER? AND YOU BECAME UNCOUNTERABLE ALMOST 1/3 GAME WIN.
STEP 5: THE COURIER IT'S USEFULL, SO LET OTHER BUY IT.
STEP 6: ALL SUCKS, SO YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE ROLES. GO MID, FARM AS A HARDCARRY AND SUPPORT AS YOU LEARN SOMEONE SHOULD SUPPORT.
STEP 7: IMPORTANT STEP, THE GG STEP. IF SOMEONE OF YOUR TEAM GIVE A FIRSTBLOOD, WHO CARE IF WAS A REALY HARD TRILANE WITH 3 STUNS AND ONE OF THEM WAS EARTHSHAKER WHO BLOCKED YOUR WAY SO YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, USE SOME "SCRUB BATTLECRY" AS "OMG GG", "PLS STOP FEED", "GOOD JOB N00B" OR "PLS REPORT HIM"
STEP 8: LOSE YOUR LANE A BLAME THE SUPPORTS, IF THERE IS NO SUPPORT BLAME YOUR ALLY FOR NOT PICK HIM, IF YOU WAS THE LASTPICKER (AND I'M PROUD YOU FOLLOW THE STEPS IF YOU ARE) YOU HAVE JUST TO USE THE FUCK YOU COMBO WHO CONSIST IN SAY "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" EVERY 30 SECS.
STEP 9: REMBER YOUR HARDCARRY SUCK SO STEAL ALL THE CREEPS IN JUNGLE LETTING HIM FARM IN LANE, IF GANKED GIVE HIM A TIP SUCH "OMG FEDDER QUIT" OR "OMG N00B LEAVE".
STEP 10: YOU DON'T SEE YOUR ENEMY IN THE MAP AND YOU HAVE ALL THE LANE PUSHED ? THEY DON'T SURELY ARE TO ROSHAN. BUT IF THEY TOOK ROSHAN, FOLLOW THE STEP 8.
STEP 11: THE BLAME STEP IT'S VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE YOU REALY GETTING BORED TO WAIT 20 MINUTS OF ENEMY WHO CRASH YOUR BASE, SO LET'S TELL HOW MUCH SCRUBS ARE OTHERS WHILE THE OTHER TEAM, READING YOU, KEEP LAUGHING AS THERE IS NO TOMORROW.
STEP 12: BLAME OP HEROES.
STEP 13: CLOSE DOTA2, SMOKE KROKODINE AND DRINK VODKA.
IF YOU NOT IMPROVE START TO SUCK DICKS OR BUY SOME 4000+ MMR ACCOUNT.
Sorry for this rage thread, but i had to share my pain. I know not all russians are bad. I was ironic, i appreciated the Havoc's work. Sorry for my english and yes, my butt burning so much who i can shit ember spirits everywhere.
WANNA REALY IMPROVE YOUR MMR ? FROM 1000+ TO 99999999999 ? WELL THERE ARE SOME STEPS FOR BECAME THE NEXT TOP PLAYER EVER READY FOR INTERNATIONAL.
STEP 1: OPEN DOTA2
STEP 2: CHOOSE RANKED MATCHMAKING
STEP 3: WHO CARE IF YOU DON'T KNOW ENGLISH AND YOU HAVE ALREADY YOUR OWN SERVER, PICK THEM ALL AND GO.
STEP 4: FIND THE GAME, YEAH, NOW PICKS. WE HAVE SOME HEROES WHO YOU CAN PICK BUT THE MOST USEFULL IT'S BLOODSEKER, AND LASTPICK HIM, AFTER 4 CARRY WHO WILL MIND YOU PICK BLOODSEEKER? AND YOU BECAME UNCOUNTERABLE ALMOST 1/3 GAME WIN.
STEP 5: THE COURIER IT'S USEFULL, SO LET OTHER BUY IT.
STEP 6: ALL SUCKS, SO YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE ROLES. GO MID, FARM AS A HARDCARRY AND SUPPORT AS YOU LEARN SOMEONE SHOULD SUPPORT.
STEP 7: IMPORTANT STEP, THE GG STEP. IF SOMEONE OF YOUR TEAM GIVE A FIRSTBLOOD, WHO CARE IF WAS A REALY HARD TRILANE WITH 3 STUNS AND ONE OF THEM WAS EARTHSHAKER WHO BLOCKED YOUR WAY SO YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, USE SOME "SCRUB BATTLECRY" AS "OMG GG", "PLS STOP FEED", "GOOD JOB N00B" OR "PLS REPORT HIM"
STEP 8: LOSE YOUR LANE A BLAME THE SUPPORTS, IF THERE IS NO SUPPORT BLAME YOUR ALLY FOR NOT PICK HIM, IF YOU WAS THE LASTPICKER (AND I'M PROUD YOU FOLLOW THE STEPS IF YOU ARE) YOU HAVE JUST TO USE THE FUCK YOU COMBO WHO CONSIST IN SAY "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" EVERY 30 SECS.
STEP 9: REMBER YOUR HARDCARRY SUCK SO STEAL ALL THE CREEPS IN JUNGLE LETTING HIM FARM IN LANE, IF GANKED GIVE HIM A TIP SUCH "OMG FEDDER QUIT" OR "OMG N00B LEAVE".
STEP 10: YOU DON'T SEE YOUR ENEMY IN THE MAP AND YOU HAVE ALL THE LANE PUSHED ? THEY DON'T SURELY ARE TO ROSHAN. BUT IF THEY TOOK ROSHAN, FOLLOW THE STEP 8.
STEP 11: THE BLAME STEP IT'S VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE YOU REALY GETTING BORED TO WAIT 20 MINUTS OF ENEMY WHO CRASH YOUR BASE, SO LET'S TELL HOW MUCH SCRUBS ARE OTHERS WHILE THE OTHER TEAM, READING YOU, KEEP LAUGHING AS THERE IS NO TOMORROW.
STEP 12: BLAME OP HEROES.
STEP 13: CLOSE DOTA2, SMOKE KROKODINE AND DRINK VODKA.
IF YOU NOT IMPROVE START TO SUCK DICKS OR BUY SOME 4000+ MMR ACCOUNT.
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Sorry for this rage thread, but i had to share my pain. I know not all russians are bad. I was ironic, i appreciated the Havoc's work. Sorry for my english and yes, my butt burning so much who i can shit ember spirits everywhere.