General DiscussionTechies

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pudge Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Na'Vi, and I have over 3000 confirmed gem kills. I am trained in hooking warfare and I’m the top hooker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just squishy support. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret sponsors of doritos and mountain dew and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hook, tjeky m8. The hook that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, m8. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rot. Not only am I extensively trained in hooks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Dragon Claw Hooks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, m11.

Plant your mines near your towers. Almost guaranteed kills and free xp boost if your team is losing hard. Tell your teammates to rat the game and play counterpush mode. For real pubs are so inexperienced against techies so use it to your advantage.