General DiscussionIforgot how to doto ?

stop whining u pusi.

well u know how they say

u are what u eat so maybe i am a pusi ?

Join the retards

fookin kitty eater. you are a monster!

http://dreamatico.com/data_images/kitten/kitten-7.jpg

how you eat such cute pusi eh?

get good.

lost match
lost match
lost match

pls teach master ?

Sir Rat-A-Lot's name has a hint in how I deal with these games.

afk at base, play lp and win.

follow this arteezy storm build and u win every game

il try next game

which lane should i go ?

First you last hit creeps, if you've done that good enough you soon last hit enemy supports and then you last hit some towers and win game. You know that Vaikiss, cmon.

to the midle lane

ez set instructions unclear stuck my penis into enemy carry and died

ok thx for the tips allison il try not to disapoint u queing for the game now

should i instapick it or ?

"ez set instructions unclear stuck my penis into enemy carry and died"

Idk, maybe you put it in the wrong hole or sth. Anyway, this rtz build looks like a winner, post how it went.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1291253490

yeah didint seem to work :/

definitely teams fault

il try it again

its party.
and im 6.5k while ur 4k so yeah im ur master~

sure u are

Did you try turning it off and on again? That should fix your problem.

Just blame your team.

luxon i tryed

Slark above 513GPM is the solution to life

It was the shitty axe who lost you the game, not your bro. Just try it again Vaikiss, it's 99% win.

pick any hero whose name ends in "spirit"

i tryed with lina spirit doesnt work :/

not sure if cuz roaming lion went hard carry or if cuz farming tiny went 0 to feeder

Build skaadi on nyx assassin, go mid and do roshan at 12 minutes, this alone got me 9k mmr

maybe try slark spirit? or void spirit????

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1291362137
wtf is this build u trash
who even gets vortex

void spirit sucks

tryed slark spirit today already didint worked as i planned

Vaikiss actually won with a shitty build on storm spirit :O

no that second game i wanted to go shitty build but realised i might win so i went normal

@Asshole
thats all I have to say

YNIT u ar CYKA BLYAT

"no that second game i wanted to go shitty build but realised i might win so i went normal "

I was being sarcastic, i know you went a correct build.

ok new question

what do when safelane carry feeds and leaves ?

add him and flame him unti block

too much effort any other suggestions

I would spam invites till he accepts and gets in my party, and then... well, he wished he never accepted or left the game. In terms of winning the game - good luck buddy :)

dude he probably already in low priority why would i invite low priority scumbag into party anyway

Then just make yourself a lemonade and be happy.

I WOULD but life doesn't give me any lemons :/

Life's NOT handing you lemons?
DOn'T Make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?

WHY be god if u can instapick sf and feed in mid

why bother playing this game if you can last pick brood vs no counters in normal matchmaking

damn i wish i saw brood

theres only sniper/troll/jugger/ebola/venge/sf/sniper picks

sf in my games is either fucking godlike good player, or some trash who will rage an possibly quit after feeding too much.

i think i got like 90% againt sf in past month or so

and probably like 40% against troll

anyway how do u play against spiritbreaker that bashes u 6 times in a row at mid ?

mme 2 ma frend i cant doto cuz lowprio everywhere

k so i just won 3 games in a row either i learned how to doto again or i dropped so hard that i get matched with uther retards lol