Your mom asked me what was a good comeback she could use for when she was asked to make you a sandwich.
I said she better comeback with a Goddamn sandwich.
aaaand
Yo mama's so ugly,
when robbers broke into your house, she screamed "Raaaape!!"
They screamed "Nooooooo!!!"
I don't know how to translate it.
The other day i saw your mom kicking a tin beer.
I asked: What are u doing?
She: Nah, house moving.
Por qué tu madre es doblemente animal?
-Porque es gato y araña
+No, porque es zorra y cobra
AXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXXAX da best, but i cant translate it.
^la puedo traducir pero todavia no la entiendo// a veces es dificil comprender juegos de palabras en espanol para mi
puedes explicarme?
There is a riddle on spanish that is :
-What animal is a double animal?
-The cat, cuz its a cat and scratch.
(cero sense on english)
-El gato (the cat), porque es gato y araña (cuz its a cat and spider)
Araña has two meanings: scratch, and the animal spider.
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Zorra has two meanings too: the animal vixen, or bitch.
Cobra has two meanings too: the animal cobra snake, or to get paid (bitches are paid)
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It's too dificult for me trying to explain that shit.
the problem is ive never seen this riddle before
thanks for explanation :) no se me ocurrio ke el segundo sentido de arana y cobra son simplemente verbos, he pensado ke no se algo y son como "zorra" - subjetivos con doble sentido
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#TrashThread
All of us know that DotA 2 is a land of people who feel true and sincere love towards each other relatives, particulary moms, and cant stand expressing their feelings in public.
As a result, all of us got a huge collection of mom's jokes.
Post your favourite(s) (it might be text or picture; you might also post really bad jokes cz they are outstanding and sometimes funny due to how bad they are, etc.)
Here we go with one of my favourites:
