can people stop threatening to feed/feeding when they are low 5k pls ajkfhlwghvbw iuvg '?REriey eowrbl/wbdhcewiqpgh
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go 5 0 5
enemy od keeps astraling me because he's gigabad so i get 35 denies on him
we break all of their t2s on mid and safe
nyx buys gem and instantly loses it when i cant tp
enemy kills me two times, once with that stolen gem
suddenly tides are turned and od who had 15 mins midas treads suddenly comes up with pike blink 10 mins later
put a pan on the stove so u can heat up ur rice
put it aside to light the stove
light it
leave
come back after 10 mins to see that u didn't put the pan back and the stove's been heating up air all this time
the only way to rise in mmr is ironically ignore winning and just play the game
actually yes cuz u dont emotionally invest in games as much that u want to kill urself after u lose 100 in 1 day or smth
just fp a hero u feel like playing rn and its gucci
i mentioned super old age
#billionaire
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can people stop threatening to feed/feeding when they are low 5k pls ajkfhlwghvbw iuvg '?REriey eowrbl/wbdhcewiqpgh
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after instalocking pos 1-2 of course because thats how we play dota in these parts
Axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
im threatening to feed when im high 4k
get on my level
so that's why aimstrong doesn't have public mmr![:horse:](/assets/emojis/horse-243fc8112c18a5fa763e0add035b740f3ea583a3d843ad6170fdc4a32fc798e4.gif)
same reason as me actually
ah, russian federation
lmao
idk how low 5ks put up a 10x better performance than whoever this garbage can 7k is
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/238122925
i guess thats what happens when you get and omni slardar cent picker and he plays literally any other hero
ah lovely looks like im playing another 2x mid
it may or may not be cuz i forgot to change servers at the start
ok looks like im spared
4 absolutely unwinnable games let'S gO!
every games unwinnable if u pick pl
every game is unwinnable if you get russian voker and puck fighting for mid
i was like 5 0 2 while my team had 4 deaths each
i think pl's kinda okay after this game actually
unwinnable game number 5 incoming
ur requirement for an unwinnable game is very low
funny after so many report threats
although i find myself out of reports all the time lately? i rarely ever get them back
i also am out of reports which is a rare case but just so occurred that 2 times yesterday i stumbled across ppl who deserve them to the fullest =)
guess i'll have to use them even more sparingly
NOTHING
FUCKING
MATTERS
GAME
IS
NOT
SOLO
WINNABLE
REGARDLESS
OF
HOW
WELL
DO
YOU
DO
AND
HOW
BADLY
ENEMY
PERFORMS
THIS
GAME
ISN'T
SKILL
BASED
ANYMORE
go 5 0 5
enemy od keeps astraling me because he's gigabad so i get 35 denies on him
we break all of their t2s on mid and safe
nyx buys gem and instantly loses it when i cant tp
enemy kills me two times, once with that stolen gem
suddenly tides are turned and od who had 15 mins midas treads suddenly comes up with pike blink 10 mins later
troll buys shadowblade and we lose
NOTHING
FUCKING
MATTERS
IN
THIS
GAME
i feel like quitting dota actually there's no way that you require even a smallest amount of skill to win everything is just purely rng based
S L A V A U K R A I N E
L
A
V
A
U
K
R
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Героям Слава!
you know what's better than +-0 after several hours of grinding mmr?
that's right -100
put a pan on the stove so u can heat up ur rice
put it aside to light the stove
light it
leave
come back after 10 mins to see that u didn't put the pan back and the stove's been heating up air all this time
the only way to rise in mmr is ironically ignore winning and just play the game
tilt so strong in here i can feel myself tilting
tilt so strong in here i can feel myself tilting
if u focus on winning, your teammates will tilt you by constantly doing gamelosing shit
if u dont then u (hopefully) ocassionally win
if u dont focus on winning, wont you be the one doing gamelosing shit that tilts the guy focusing on winning![:thinking:](/assets/emojis/thinking-3fe339c8a258c8a4fd313b445c0b291ecf765161073031ab65f20233fb0988ae.gif)
st.fu arin :(
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The Katz
actually triplesteal told this to me like half year ago but i'm too retarded to accept any kind of advice until i reach it on my own
then keep at it fam
actually yes cuz u dont emotionally invest in games as much that u want to kill urself after u lose 100 in 1 day or smth
just fp a hero u feel like playing rn and its gucci
I'm sure I got reported for fping mid when someone else marked... fucking retarded 5k's...
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very dank
ALRIGHT, I'm back at dota road to 6k now srsly just stomped 3 games in 20-25 mins lest DO THIS 18 wins and I got this #PMA
GET ME OUT I'm highest mmr already in my 4th game in a row, I mean so far I stomped, but GET ME OUT OF IT anyway...
WE LOST![](https://riki.dotabuff.com/c/0c1da94ba5e63a321ee70d6745d3557e40119b57/687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f755a304766537a2e706e67)
Bipolar person^^
if you ever hear me spitting think of intervention sniper montages
WHAAAATT!?!?!? why is this guy there? I mean it wasn't even fun for him, we just rolled over that game ROFL and he died like 20 times in 30 mins
these "deconstructions" are retarded
im with 5.2ks every game whats the difference