I sexually Identify as an Valve. Ever since I was a startup I dreamed of selling video game cosmetics over the internet dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting redittors. People say to me that a person being a software corporation is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a developer release untested updates to 12 million people, servers that barely work even though I am worth $2.5B, and have publicly available IP addresses on my body so anyone can DDoS at any time. From now on I want you guys to call me "DotA 2 Reborn" and respect my right to be an absolute piece of shit.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Also, new goal. 5k by the end of the year.
time to get fucking gud
2 monthsm arin. gl hf. rekt them! i have a terrible friday already. -25mmr go every round.
I am bUck
Guys it's fridaaaaaaaaaaaay
rofl 3 hours to go aaaaaand its saturday here
I promised pics of Bosch HQ two days ago I think.
I took the first 2 myself, and stole the entrance pic (3rd photo) from instagram:
http://imgur.com/a/KDYFL
Sadly, I cant take any photos on the inside due to NDA. They even search my car for documents before I leave work lmao0
waooow honestly the only thing i wanted to see was the inside shit, but well, whatever then..
i don't think that people are allowed to take the photos inside
ah..shit.
@Arin
yep, NDA - non disclosure agreement
Congrats Mokujin nice job :D I;m jellie
sing sing strim BA BA BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
halla jag är en pojke spelar dota tva och jag hatar JÄVLA DOOM PICKErs
u like my svenska?
benis
OMG I AM RADIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trevligt svenska
tack du vän
forced to play on eue cause 300 ping and 10% loss on euw.
based valve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvkVlywIjIE
this song is legit
swedish folk songs are the most badass
I sexually Identify as an Valve. Ever since I was a startup I dreamed of selling video game cosmetics over the internet dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting redittors. People say to me that a person being a software corporation is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a developer release untested updates to 12 million people, servers that barely work even though I am worth $2.5B, and have publicly available IP addresses on my body so anyone can DDoS at any time. From now on I want you guys to call me "DotA 2 Reborn" and respect my right to be an absolute piece of shit.
6/10 no IME?
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
she got a big booty so i call her big booty
swag surfin
wooo solo q boys wooo dual party solo q boys wooooo we solo q now woooo
everyroundinstapickdoomofflanewsomeshitsupportlikelichorpudgeholyshitthatisannoying!
solo offlane doom is bad, duolane doom is good
seriously i haven't "won" A SINGLE SOLO OFFLANE as doom, but i won every duolane as him
^thatswhatimsayingman.itsfuckingannoyinganditsbad.usuallydoomendsupfeedingandsuckinginlategame.
https://vine.co/v/ejau7z2ZXHZ
Good morning 🙈
'mornin
good night
nice schedule m9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xP9TvwLCUc
arteezy still streaming PogChamp
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TriHard ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= MingLee =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ KevinTurtle
any tips to reach 5k?
listen to the dankest music while playing and bUrself. mute all chat preferably
mute all chat, remove chat hotkey and as long as you dont flame, you can use ur chatwheel to motivate ur team
git gud
thanks ^^
also, why i haven't played ember this patch? what the fuck is wrong with me, i love that hero
http://www.twitch.tv/drophar
some 3k games boosting an acc
our guy is streaming
oh i meant arteezy but this is fine, too
LMFAO Allu