its pretty rare to see pro players posting in learndota2 so i check his profile out of curiousity.
turns out hes a competitive learndota2league player
what an anticlimax honestly
At least you can prepare for your exam. I need to submit and present 7 assignments next week and I still dont start doing anything. And another week I will having my final sem exam. As usual, look like i wont sleep this weekend.
Moral: Plan your time management or you will end up like me.
Alexandra’s eyes opened wide as Robert (Wharton MBA class of 2008) slowly revealed the terms of the contract, line by line. She gasped.
The interest was enormous.
She could picture herself compounding it, non-stop, year on year. It was a variable rate loan, and she licked her lips in anticipation, thinking about how it would grow slowly before her eyes.
She thought it would max out at the prime rate but no, it just got bigger. “Is it too big?”she wondered, as she stared. She didn’t know how she’d manage to fit it in her budget. She was so so tight.
They bent over the filing, impatient to get started on the transaction. They went slowly at first, trying not to rush. It proved too hard. Their work pace picked up quickly, falling and surging at times. Soon they had found their rhythm.
All week long Mark (Brandeis, Harvard Law School) had thought of nothing else but getting his hands all over her documents.
She nodded contentedly as he said “I can’t believe we get paid to perform diligence,” licking his finger before flicking more pages of her report.
When I was 15 year old at home in bathroom I am scroll my Penis Skin slowly but first time that time is so not scrolling I try it slowly then little blood from Foreskin when scroll First time then after some day I looks to s so I ups & down Foreskin then Then First time Sperm not coming but then slowly its come sperm.. {but I never sex with Girls In real life } & now sometimes Sperms automatically so many times comes in Night If Thinks Sex when I was sleep & if watching Porn .
The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spend time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes hoping to go through all of them, but end up nutting on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you come to your senses and realize that you just nutted to an ugly bitch who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you say "Oh, hell naw" and reopened those 9-14 tabs because your ego won't let you go to sleep with that L. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then scene 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable. You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But on the 5th scene, your neck starts to get tense. Your back start to hunch like Quasimodo and your nutsack got tighter than a balloon knot... You on the verge of cumming, but you don't worry. It's all good this time. Unlike the last bitch you nutted to, this one is bad af. You were looking forward to level up to the 6th scene, but after this bitch did some crazy upside-down-sideways-behind-the-back-under-the-leg shit on the dick, you said "GODDAMN!!! Fuck these other 9 scenes, I'm finna nut to this bitch right here!!!"....... That's where you fucked up... You decide to nut, but you quickly tried to hold and push the nut back in because something worse than the ugly bitch happened. In the middle of your orgasm, the camera cuts from the sexy bitch and got fixed right on the guy's hairy ass. You got pissed and tried to rewind it back to the girl but your weak ass left hand keeps fumbling with the mouse. By the time the girl is in view, it's already too late. With the nut now leaking out, you tried to reach for something to clean it up, but you forgot to prepare fresh napkins. The only napkin near you was the one you used on your first nut. You still tried to use it to clean yourself up, but it's way too wet. It still hasn't dried from the first cum explosion yet. Now, having nothing dry in arm's reach to clean yourself up with and feeling defeated, you slowly lean yourself back in the chair and just sat there for a good 2 minutes, just looking at the cum oozing from your cock onto your right hand... As you're looking at all the mess, the computer has been inactive for 2 minutes, so the screen went black. You lift your stare from your cum covered hand back up to the monitor to close the tabs, only to catch your sad and depressing reflection on the screen. Feeling low and dispirited, you close all 10 tabs 1 by 1 with a struggling left hand while your right hand is still holding your semen dripping penis. You then sucked your teeth and got up to go rinse your dick in the sink. While you're in the bathroom scrubbing off the cum stuck in between your knuckles, you caught a quick glimpse of yourself AGAIN in the mirror.......... pausing for a moment, you stared at your depressed and hopeless reflection staring right back at you. You began contemplating your life's purpose while a single tear trickled down your left cheek.......... You finally shake your head in disappointment and went back to the bedroom to sleep in the shape of an L.
did i make those icons big? thats wierd, i was trying out 200% for awhile but i stopped before i played on ur account
ended up changing it cos i couldnt see wards/heroes got overlapped in teamfights
Good lord just started doing my homework @ 2:27 SeemsGood
HOMEWORK
thank god sophomore high school hw is easy
I need to prepare for my exam and this shit will be hard FUCK LA
so i was reading my friend's reddit comment, then i see another comment above his, casually mentioning that he "play position 4 support competitively"
https://www.reddit.com/r/learndota2/comments/4j3d2q/im_a_1k_scrub_talk_me_through_smoke/d33eljf?context=3
its pretty rare to see pro players posting in learndota2 so i check his profile out of curiousity.
turns out hes a competitive learndota2league player
what an anticlimax honestly
I have less than two weeks until my oral exams
still barely learnt anything
At least you can prepare for your exam. I need to submit and present 7 assignments next week and I still dont start doing anything. And another week I will having my final sem exam. As usual, look like i wont sleep this weekend.
Moral: Plan your time management or you will end up like me.
i'm pretty sure that if i'll pass this shit i'll be a lazy procrastinating prick as always
and i better pass it since i wouldn't go to college if i had to take a next try in september
I love oral
Suh niggoes
Suzuki? u mean this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gtfo kys thx ^_^
did u guys got the same prob on dota stats on client? it doesnt show anything, how to fix this?
how did u get this screenshot wadifuq
^ I sold ur acc to him dude
that doesnt explain it either cz he doesnt see the mmr change
^u can hide it xd
4Head
=(
see
FKCING 2 LOSE STREAK CUZ FCKING MIDFIGHT AGAIN!#longroadtovhs
@triple
that doesnt answer my question btw, anyone?
Ye it's bugged
oh i thought only my client probs, thx.
He used your picture only for this post, what an f4'giT
ah sry wrong pict
Why are all the good kinetic gems so fucking expensive? They are like the only good thing about hats.
u just answered ur own question
LUL aliens guys help me fight these mothafuckas
50 shades of finance:
Alexandra’s eyes opened wide as Robert (Wharton MBA class of 2008) slowly revealed the terms of the contract, line by line. She gasped.
The interest was enormous.
She could picture herself compounding it, non-stop, year on year. It was a variable rate loan, and she licked her lips in anticipation, thinking about how it would grow slowly before her eyes.
She thought it would max out at the prime rate but no, it just got bigger. “Is it too big?”she wondered, as she stared. She didn’t know how she’d manage to fit it in her budget. She was so so tight.
Kappa
They bent over the filing, impatient to get started on the transaction. They went slowly at first, trying not to rush. It proved too hard. Their work pace picked up quickly, falling and surging at times. Soon they had found their rhythm.
All week long Mark (Brandeis, Harvard Law School) had thought of nothing else but getting his hands all over her documents.
She nodded contentedly as he said “I can’t believe we get paid to perform diligence,” licking his finger before flicking more pages of her report.
When I was 15 year old at home in bathroom I am scroll my Penis Skin slowly but first time that time is so not scrolling I try it slowly then little blood from Foreskin when scroll First time then after some day I looks to s so I ups & down Foreskin then Then First time Sperm not coming but then slowly its come sperm.. {but I never sex with Girls In real life } & now sometimes Sperms automatically so many times comes in Night If Thinks Sex when I was sleep & if watching Porn .
affect is that a strangers and freaks mission
i'm so fucking done with this game
Kappa
hate this game
this dark seer with level 2 shell cant clear the stacks at all LMFAO
?? how can u stack that much
wtf
vacuum, i suppose
Even lvl 4 shell is hard to clear that creep bcoz some nc have magic res and it stack.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2359596656
rate my legion this game
dragon lance is OP
The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spend time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes hoping to go through all of them, but end up nutting on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you come to your senses and realize that you just nutted to an ugly bitch who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you say "Oh, hell naw" and reopened those 9-14 tabs because your ego won't let you go to sleep with that L. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then scene 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable. You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But on the 5th scene, your neck starts to get tense. Your back start to hunch like Quasimodo and your nutsack got tighter than a balloon knot... You on the verge of cumming, but you don't worry. It's all good this time. Unlike the last bitch you nutted to, this one is bad af. You were looking forward to level up to the 6th scene, but after this bitch did some crazy upside-down-sideways-behind-the-back-under-the-leg shit on the dick, you said "GODDAMN!!! Fuck these other 9 scenes, I'm finna nut to this bitch right here!!!"....... That's where you fucked up... You decide to nut, but you quickly tried to hold and push the nut back in because something worse than the ugly bitch happened. In the middle of your orgasm, the camera cuts from the sexy bitch and got fixed right on the guy's hairy ass. You got pissed and tried to rewind it back to the girl but your weak ass left hand keeps fumbling with the mouse. By the time the girl is in view, it's already too late. With the nut now leaking out, you tried to reach for something to clean it up, but you forgot to prepare fresh napkins. The only napkin near you was the one you used on your first nut. You still tried to use it to clean yourself up, but it's way too wet. It still hasn't dried from the first cum explosion yet. Now, having nothing dry in arm's reach to clean yourself up with and feeling defeated, you slowly lean yourself back in the chair and just sat there for a good 2 minutes, just looking at the cum oozing from your cock onto your right hand... As you're looking at all the mess, the computer has been inactive for 2 minutes, so the screen went black. You lift your stare from your cum covered hand back up to the monitor to close the tabs, only to catch your sad and depressing reflection on the screen. Feeling low and dispirited, you close all 10 tabs 1 by 1 with a struggling left hand while your right hand is still holding your semen dripping penis. You then sucked your teeth and got up to go rinse your dick in the sink. While you're in the bathroom scrubbing off the cum stuck in between your knuckles, you caught a quick glimpse of yourself AGAIN in the mirror.......... pausing for a moment, you stared at your depressed and hopeless reflection staring right back at you. You began contemplating your life's purpose while a single tear trickled down your left cheek.......... You finally shake your head in disappointment and went back to the bedroom to sleep in the shape of an L.
lmao
general sent to the fucking stoneage you guys JUST KIDDING i played clash royale 30 mins in this game
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2359777737
did i make those icons big? thats wierd, i was trying out 200% for awhile but i stopped before i played on ur account
ended up changing it cos i couldnt see wards/heroes got overlapped in teamfights
shit cursor btw
no i play with them like that 150% or smth
i will try this 5k acc now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)