is anyone's google chrome freezing and crashing whenever you use youtube and decide to fast forward in a video
sometimes it happens even without doing anything
I was born in post-Nazi Germany.
In 1981.
Ronald Reagan just got into office, man, there’s been a cold war going on.
Deutschland, my homeland, so divided!
But you tore down wall and helped us reunite it, America, America!
You taught us democracy, freedom of speech, equality and liberty.
You gave us David Hasselhoff, one of the greatest actors and singers there’ll ever be.
You brought us the McRib, Windows ME, Type II-Diabetes and the great Bill Cosby,
America, so inspiring,
your soon-to-be foresightful foreign policy!
America, God shed His grace on thee.
And thy new triumphant maxim so full of modesty.
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
Some many great American idols,
Dennis Rodman, Rudy Giuliani, and the great actor from Happy Days.
Almost as awesome as Fonzy.
America, we thank you for your recent contributions to political culture.
You definitely killed it bigly this time.
And that means something coming from a German!
Thank you for lowering the bar.
You taught us lately, everyone can make it, if one is just great enough – and a TV-Star.
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
We love the new spirit of your nation! Let’s hand in hand walk into isolation!
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
Let me explain before i get i ban. I rated his joke from a scale of 1 to 11 and i gave him a nine. It just so happens that its 9/11. I know youre ask why the hell would you rate it out of 11. My answer is that im from USA and i have the right to whatever i want. USA!USA!USA!. Jk im just teasing u guys. U MAD BRUH?
Dgdhwjwqhbajwn why
Why magnus WHY
yo magnus, i enjoyed the out-of-placers comic,
can you recommend any others?
something similar to out of placers, or you know, suprise me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
is anyone's google chrome freezing and crashing whenever you use youtube and decide to fast forward in a video
sometimes it happens even without doing anything
If im not mistaken out of placers some kind of furry comic?
^^you know who to call
i read it for the plot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Delete the file system_32 from your pc to fix your chrome.TRUST ME IM AN EXPERT arin
Edit:╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟboom fixed
thnx man
Im actually disturbed by that pic. Not because of the fuuries but the blood stains. Shit went wrong and it went wrong fast.
Btw magnus, kitty is going to perma ban you
grisly shit
tfw u want to give ur opinion but you are not allowed to express your opinion
ya man, just wait until i get mod rights
hahahahaHAHAHAHAH
vorschlag zur energiewende
Lets do an experiment on bans.
Tunte
동성애자
педер
педик
flikker
fascina
модники нацистом
ich glaube seine mutter würde sich schneller im grab drehen
hurray!
finally a homework from discrete maths that i can solve!
aka we just got to combinatorics
LUL
lmfao der witz ist einfach so flach aber ich kann nicht aufhören drüber zu lachen
I was born in post-Nazi Germany.
In 1981.
Ronald Reagan just got into office, man, there’s been a cold war going on.
Deutschland, my homeland, so divided!
But you tore down wall and helped us reunite it, America, America!
You taught us democracy, freedom of speech, equality and liberty.
You gave us David Hasselhoff, one of the greatest actors and singers there’ll ever be.
You brought us the McRib, Windows ME, Type II-Diabetes and the great Bill Cosby,
America, so inspiring,
your soon-to-be foresightful foreign policy!
America, God shed His grace on thee.
And thy new triumphant maxim so full of modesty.
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
Some many great American idols,
Dennis Rodman, Rudy Giuliani, and the great actor from Happy Days.
Almost as awesome as Fonzy.
America, we thank you for your recent contributions to political culture.
You definitely killed it bigly this time.
And that means something coming from a German!
Thank you for lowering the bar.
You taught us lately, everyone can make it, if one is just great enough – and a TV-Star.
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
We love the new spirit of your nation! Let’s hand in hand walk into isolation!
Chorus
Grab ‘em by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
You are a star, go on and do it!
Move on ‘em like a bitch!
Grab the whole world by the pu$$y!
You can do anything!
Don’t even ask, go on and do it!
You don’t need to use some Tic Tacs!
That was a bad joke.i r8 9 out of 11
don't say 9/11, that's disrepectful
solid 5/7
spunki is a good boy now now that he tasted the
why didnt the "big dong of skim" show
whatever i already know that i'll soon get permabanned for some stupid fucking reason
but i really like to suck that
anyway
Let me explain before i get i ban. I rated his joke from a scale of 1 to 11 and i gave him a nine. It just so happens that its 9/11. I know youre ask why the hell would you rate it out of 11. My answer is that im from USA and i have the right to whatever i want. USA!USA!USA!. Jk im just teasing u guys. U MAD BRUH?
Mods are the only ones who are wrothy to lift the hammer and strike thunder upon the forum
Edit: (つ･･)つ¤=[]:::::::>
no, you will be mad when
hits you in your face and knocks you out permanently or for a few weeks
don't post that picture pls
spunki acting like it's all cool but i'm pretty sure it triggered his PTSD
PTSD LMAO XD
ahahah just saw mekas comment about the bot, im sure she is just shy <3
for some reason a picture of the "big dong of skim" is being replaced by a hammer with the word "ban" engraved on it
Woah woah woah hold down there big boi. U do know that bot is only 5 years old. Pedo?
haffy who sent you from /b/?
triple i cant play at 17 30
that building got fucking trashed LUL
what is a /b/
oh i get it now
kk