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OGVelociraptor.TV

    Everyone go to played matches>scroll down>last>post your first match ever played. Lets all have fun laughing at how bad we were
    Me: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/914499251

    OGVelociraptor.TV

      ^cool smurf, nice to know you can beat up on noobs with no experience

      Miku Plays

        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/327051314

        riki vlads then straight butter IMBA

        Chadzpyre

          http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/69587686

          battelfury lycan. setting the trends since 2012 boys.

          Terabite

            Their fault for approaching at me alone to get pwned by necro ultimate since he has around 40% hp + death pulse.

            House Cat

              I remember my very 1st game as Shadow Fiend in Dota 2... I received the worst trash talk in my history of doto 2, which is why he's my favorite hero now :3
              http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/431733267

              OGVelociraptor.TV

                Battlefury lycan no boots still went 7-0 lol

                [ALL HAIL THE TINY SNEK GOD]

                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1404160750
                  My entire first page is made up of tinker. Now every time I play him I lose horribly ah the old days

                  Chadzpyre

                    pssh who needs boots on lycan? you watch EE will do it.

                    Also kinda sad to check accounts and realize that only 3 people from that game still play dota.

                    Ded gaem?

                    lm ao

                      hardly

                      TheMaverick427

                        First game:
                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/979782983
                        My friend's internet died so we got stomped.

                        First game without an abandon on my team:
                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/980466460
                        I saved up 2700 gold for that mek because I didn't understand how building items worked :P

                        KITU DIAZ ENJOYER

                          First Game:
                          http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/23800773

                          Just a big gabe's lie, he made me feel reality after that one

                          iTlOgFaCe

                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/871913177
                            My first game is shit dunno what to build 😑

                            Pale Dolphin

                              Year 2012, played as Axe, and the game didn't go too bad for me, since we won.
                              http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/849683

                              plz do

                                http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/107215046
                                ahahaha this DK build is gold!! jesus i miss those times ;)

                                Leviathn

                                  My first Match in Dota 2 :- (Bot Match)

                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2012089193

                                  First Normal Match:-

                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2139277902

                                  kunst

                                    Huehuehue sniper with 15 kda on brother's account http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1182638691 (ofc I played many bot matches before)

                                    Rocket

                                      http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/560885373

                                      0-13-1 sniper, 22 last hits. I blame my team.

                                      outerspaceboys

                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/690797767
                                        WHAT IS A CREEP!? WTF IS TOWER?! HOW DID I DIE!?

                                        Rocket

                                          @dohee that looks like matchmaking seriously fcuked up in your first match - that slark and meepo owned your team and they only got 50 last hits between them :D

                                          [Lk].Zano

                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/163829337

                                            I was adjusting to dota 2 controls because I didn't feel like playing bots. Seems like Lion noticed and abandoned as a result.

                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/164995158

                                            8 fucking games later to get a match without an abandon. Party game though.

                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/166136606

                                            Eleventh game, finally a solo match without an abandon.

                                            PenguinPower
                                              OGVelociraptor.TV

                                                ^Radiance and Rapier Centaur and you only got 1 kill???

                                                Metallicize

                                                  pretty sure io lost like first 100 games

                                                  matrice

                                                    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2608922

                                                    Muhaha I was already sy dude since then ! (or more likely too lazy to activate manta for such an easy game :p)

                                                    Aizher_800

                                                      http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/957330835

                                                      Waow dood so kewl
                                                      This isn't even my first gaem
                                                      Cause my first game is not even recorded, so I can't link that shit.

                                                      Foxy Roxy

                                                        LOL. I see now that the enemy team were a bunch of damn smurfs.
                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/343112800

                                                        NEKOCAN

                                                          My first was good enough
                                                          Played dota1 back then :DDD

                                                          Mushi

                                                            gg now i know how trash i once were

                                                            i would probably report myself if i played with that me back then, since i often report scrub teammate

                                                            http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/352995739