General DiscussionConfessions thread

i actually still know the method on how even a 2-3k can calibrate 4.5k+ without playing like one.

Right now there are 3 spanish speakers flaming me in my party mmr threatening to report me because i randomed ns for my mid.

I got 6 kills in the first night and then denied all my items and am watching this crash and burn

FeelsGoodMan

it's fine, obviously i'll never tell it. but if anyone feels smart, do some replay analysis: there's a giant mistake EVERY 4k player does, and i mean EVERY!!! that you can abuse. and it's actually quite simple, gl finding it XD

maybe someone will figure it out eventually, anyways that's all the tips i'll give about that.

I say that I'll commend them, but I never do.

4k like 2k because cookies. In one easy step u can find out the giant mistake that all 4ks make. Real 4ks hate him!

If I play LC I go always jungle and im proud of it.

mulltiple times a week, I take a longer path which goes by the train she used to take, just in case I might meet see her one day. I wouldn't know what to say, or what she'd say to me.

I'm sure you asked for MMR prediction
Don't lie about it
Ayy

lc is a trany anyways, :p

she was a dude back in WC3

But seriously tho, if it's
a mistake that you had find through replay analysis. And then u had to learn to exploit it during gameplay.. Maybe you just got good? Doesn't sound like something abusable

if you knew the mistake, and how absurdly easy it is to abuse then you would understand. the execution is as easy as it possibly gets.

Well part of getting Better is knowing what mistakes to exploit. Silly mistakes are always obvious when there's glaring skill gaps. As a 2-3k, I doubt they can just exploit one mistake and then start winning games. You would still need to be pretty good at fundamentals at least.

Come on now I'm really curious

it's shadow blade isn't it?

Maybe he started buying dust lul

we cant deal with splitpush?

you can say technically i got better, but we can put it like this:

you can swim over the pacific ocean by learning to swim really really fast

or you can just get a boat

so do some analysis, maybe you'll figure it out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

can you give the dotabuff link of your first smurf ?

i uninstall dota to quit forever for a week

my confession: i had matchmaking anxiety for almost a year

anyways, would be nice if we had some contributions to the thread. obviously i wont tell you my secret trick (ᵔᴥᵔ)

@symetrical "oh you're quitting dota forever? okay see you tomorrow at the LAN" XD

based on
you can swim over the pacific ocean by learning to swim really really fast

or you can just get a boat

what i got is

you can go to 5k by grind really hard

or you can just buy a 5k account

fyyq I'm offering you two gyros if we ever should meet, for a calibrated acc

^^ a boat that sinks?

My confession: I think na players are dogshit

solid 9/11

My
Confession: I'm actually 5k

Tell us your trick or we riot. Banned cookies this forum

btw jacked, are you actually making a PhD?

you sound actually quite smart

It has to be PMA isn't it?

I like rice. It's the best thing in the world. I like the feel of it against my skin.

Also, I am an impotent man-boy.

I got flamed by a 2k yesterday xD

i love reqding nasty stories but belive me , nasty nasty , and , rly nasty. . ..

I'm an introverted person and I hate when people don't understand that.

well, since i'm not make my confession yet.

confess : I FLAME A LOT, I AM THE NEGATIVITY, I AM THE DARKNESS WHO MAKE EVERY ONE TILTED IN MY TEAM, I AM THE TOXIC SEA PLAYER!! YOU TRASH!!!

after i got my redemption. actually i don't flame a lot, unless i am triggered by last pick offlane sniper

If you want to just raise ur mmr and not ur skill its too easy to get a tbd around 4k~5k. But, what do you get? After tbd. you lose that mmr since its not up to ur skill. So, just climb. If you cant climb. Its either you have an attitude problem that love to tilt everyone and blame it to them instead of improving yourself. This is my first acc, Tbd is 3.4. And now im 5.5. Never start high! You're never good at start. Improve slowly. Mechanically, then Strategically if not, both. Im not pro. But best way to rise mmr is to improve yourself.

i will never get out of being a 1.5k mmr scrub cyka retarded trash.....

im a girl

I'm really 12 years old btw

Edit: Serious talk now, I have trust issues with people irl.

i refrain from giving tips to my friends and here in dotabuff even ir they ask for it because i think im not good enough to be giving good tips

Kek cooky I was trolling. Although I did actually want to do it back in uni. In the end decided against it and sought for a more practical path. Now I can only wonder would couldve been.

"got bored and then went back to grinding my main and other accs, which i did properly using support."
Found teh sikrit
You played support

I confess : - I try hard to improve ma friends and it seems so hard, harder then I play solo hard lane Abbadon

I confess = I don't care about my teammates that much and I rarely tilt, and I diss the shit out of toxic fucks to increase their blood pressure for fun while not getting angry myself if the game is pretty much lost
I like to imagine they're like "OMG WTF THIS GUY SO ANNOYING UUUUURGH" while I'm just giggling and shit hoping for the best the next game

Im actually a god

I am 1.3 mmr player that rarely play ranked. I only good at laning phase which now suck coz i have a high packet loss and farming. I only can play alch well. Im too lazy to make smurf and giv my main to cookie.

And i always tilt when i play naga since my team dunt know how to stay in base

I am chi long qua

I sometimes let the cancer flow through my veins and assume the ancestral form of my 2k pinoy kin.

I've trolled this forum many times with fake accounts