@the Chinese symbol guy, you say she has no one to teach her how to stop being a twat? Didn't she say she has a boyfriend or something and that's been going well for 3 years? If her own partner can't teach her how to behave like a human do you think us monkeys on DB can teach her shit? Lol fuck outta here with your sob stories, everyone's gone/going through shit in life, doesn't give anybody an excuse to be a toxic kunt
Good grief, I been reaping what I sow
Nibba, I ain't been outside in a minute
I been living what I wrote
And all I see is snakes in the eyes of these nibbas
Momma taught me how to read 'em when I look
Miss me at the precinct getting booked
Fishy nibbas stick to eating off of hooks
Say you eating, but we see you getting cooked, nibba
I don't act hard, I'm a hard act to follow, nibba
@chingchonglinglongname.
Yes there were, we jsu didn't sleep with her. That's seemed to do the trick.
2, I don't think you know what a haiku is. Or are you yet again disrespecting a foreign culture?
Yes, she has the same privilege. Poorly she can't the be God-King tho.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Indeed, you don't have a hero complex, it's a whiteknight complex
Is she an absolute dumbass? Correct! +10 points, now make her smarter.
You would guide her?
Poorly you didn't do it when it was necessary. The damage has already been done.
@ywn this shit might be gay, not as much as your bad English tho.
@capt.keel
Maybe time for new friends? Take one, leave one. Just saying.
Also you don't say anything cuz you damn well know what happens when you do.
Opezdals wrath will be bloody.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
It doesn't get more pathetic than this, that's why you are here.
@sfteekaluk
Where can I buy one?
@parmaviolets
How do you mean? You finally get some attention?
@26%winrate
Have you evolved or something? This ain't Pokémon.
@vertoxity
I ain't.
@varjager
And it's why you cry yourself to sleep every night.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
You can be the good, or the bad.
Only few become a God-King.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@varjager
Yeah, cuz you're handsome.
@parmaviolets
No, is it your coping mechanism tho?
@kowareta
Asking for a friend?
@ETdAWESOME
yes, yes it did.
@capt.keel
We no AdviceFags here. Are you?
@vertoxity
1.Noone cares about your twitch and YouTube. Till everyone does.
2.good, you shouldn't be.
3: do you enjoy trolling tho?
Oh wait you ain't trolling.
Never mind guys, let's calm it a quit!
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
4. It might be a trap, be prepared to be gay.
@varjager
Yes, yes you do. Stop pretending.
Also you ain't superior, so quit that tone. I haven't beat ur ass on this thread for no reason.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
No it doesn't have to be.
Also get a smaller name, typing it out fully is real annoying.
@capt.keel
Youre no girl, you a trap.
God has abandoned us.
Lucky for you the God-King hasn't.
@parmaviolets
So you admit to having sex before. Marriage? My orthodox brothers, you know what to do.
@chingchonglinglongname
That's not how sex works. Virgin.
@tribo
Once you're in, invite me as well, should be fun.
@capt.keel
Not if it wasn't to him.
@tribo
This is Dotabuff, this shouldn't suprise you.
@vertoxity
Hands off the radio damn it!
@bsjdoctrine
Everyone hates her or loves her.
That's why
@chingchonglinglongname
Wait it a girl? Cease dy homosexuality!
@repetition
We nuked Japan, after it they start to create anime. Do you think they won't make it worse in this scenario?
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
Me 2, hug it out?
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@vertoxity
You can join as well
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@capt. Keel
You ain't black, using the n-word ain't cool in ya.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
She's hot? X to doubt intensifies.
@capt.keel
You get it, at least.
@chingchonglinglongname
Did you have sex or no? Answer for once!
@varjager
No. You are.
@parmaviolets
You know damn wel why, son.
It's cuz they controversial AF.
I know what a haiku is and I'm as serious as a court jester when I say you're writing a haiku
no really can you type less like an autistic fuck because Jesus Christ how does anyone take you seriously when you type like a wannabe Japanese haiku old man
@chingchonglinglongname
You can have a few spelling errors. But this is too much.
@m I writing a haiku? No.
An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
That's a haiku, you degenerate.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
No offense of course.
Can I type less like an autistic fuck? Can you watch your spelling mistakes?
A wannabe Japanese haiku old man. Maybe this would be better.
An old Japanese man that writes haiku's.
How does anyone take me seriously? Dunno.
Everyone does tho. Especially after I beat their discussion topic to garbage.
how does it feel changing nationalities from Japanese to German
And no how are you beating any discussion to garbage when you don't even know the etiquette to proper arguing, flinging random insults and typing like a retard does not help your case at all
Granted this discussion is a poor topic for arguing because everyone's flinging insults anyways
@kuruenai
Nukes only make it worse.
Well all have radiation sickness, that's like a thousand times increase in the cancer.
@parmaviolets
I member, but it's shit posting now. Welcome to my domain.
@chingchonglinglongname
I'm not a grammar nazi, I'm an actual nazi.
Good Now?
Germany is where I live.
So I didn't change my nationality whatsoever.
Also you do know that becoming Japanese is like the hardest thing ever right? Their policies are strict AF man.
Also I could make you 2 a private cuddling thread. You could continue whatever the fuck is going on between you 2 there. It's too much cancer here. @kuruenai even want this place nuked. And he's desperate for attention.
I'll make you the offer here. It's a special opportunity.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Almost forgot to make myself, the almighty God-King opezdal superior. Cuz that's what I am. Bow for me, or die by my blade.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ+========>
Also I wouldn't like you 2 joke about it. You know what the Japanese did with the Chinese so-called zipperheads? They forced them to lie down under a truck, after which they drove over them. They raped and killed 300000 innocent man women and children during world War 2 in the rape of Nanjing only.
Their military division called unit 731 would often abduct and do experiments on innocent chineze citizens, they would cut them open, and look at the guts, and how they worked. They weren't even underneath anestisia, the unit 731 thought that dogs like the Chinese, didn't deserve that. They were injected with deseases, such as syfilis and anthrax. They even dropped plague bombs on top of chinese cities, just to see if they worked.
Now you think that's bad and all but I couldn't disagree. Or at least the Americans couldn't disagree.
They gave the entirity of unit 731 diplomatic immunity, if they would hand over their information on how to make biobombs. They did.
The Americans let the ones that caused suffering to do many, do such painful experiments - to which we can only imagine how painful they would've been, and let them all go.
Why you might ask? For nothing else other than arming themself with more womd's.
So yes, America wasn't the good guy, they didn't give a fuck.
If they weren't declared war upon. They would've probably been fine with it all as well. Really breaks your trust in that nation. Bet you haven't heard of this in your history books.
Why? Simple, because the allies could use ww2 as a nice cover story of their own war crimes. Suddenly the axis was the bad team. You'll never hear the allies complaining about the belgian-congolese reign of terror, a mass murder in which 8 to 10 million Congolese were killed. They didn't care, till everyone cared.
Truth is, the allies don't really care, and never did. Whether it's about the Jewish (Hitlers first wanted to send them all out of Germany). No other country wanted them. Why? Jews where thaught of as trouble, and antisemitism was not only a German exclusive thingy.
Now why am I telling you this?
I don't know. Probably some nice controversy to stir up the thread a little bit.
Well need it.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
The God-King has done his job.
Now it's waiti g for people to go full trigger mode.
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Everything
Everything
Everything
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Right place
There are two colours in my head
There are two colours in my head
What? What is that you tried to say?
What? What was that you tried to say?
Tried to say...
Tried to say...
Tried to say...
Tried to say
Told you, and like the video mentions, anything greater than 3 reports and you’re gonna have low b score. But apparently some other poster mentioned toxic racist people @ 10k, which if true means this game is a waste of time unless you play with a static stack .
I invested ten years of my life to dota because of voice communication , nice graphics sounds, and lots of hero to choose from. All the things I played for has not been felt in years, I play dota with mute all on and manually mute everyone to prevent reports.
It’s a shame, dota is a great game, but the vast majority of players are an almost non human type. Most of these games feels like playing with bots who are on brain damage mode. Half the time I can’t even believe these are real people by the way they behave.
Cs. Starcraft, was nothing like this in terms of the players. I’m almost 30, can’t waste anymore time playing dota
That was the whole point of pressing ranked button, suggesting implying that it’s ranked tracked, to not give up and play your best to the end. Instead you get two people marking mid, and picks and laning that suggests a level of severe incompetence with relation to dota. I don’t know if it’s the way it should’ve at the top, but it very well may be.
i think from 7k or 6k behavior score until 10k its probably most of them same people,the difference is whether you abandoned some games or not
why do you really even think about teammates tho,its something you cant control seriously,just play your own game
when i first started this game and started solo queueing i also feel like my team sucks but afterwards i kinda learned that if some sort of 9k is using my id they'll just win almost every game
so yea,if you make less mistakes and be more efficient/know more than your opponent you'll win more
if 2 people marked mid and still havent picked,and you want mid you can firstpick it,if they still didn't move you can go offlane with your hero
if nobody is buying wards then you can buy it by yourself,there's no need to buy blues unless u know directly where their ward(or vs invi) is since at earlygame you have like 2-3 slot free,don't risk yourself putting dangerous wards also if you core and buying your own
o well,not gonna deny this game community sucks lol,but there's something that you can do almost everytime
got countered when firstpicked? there's a way to handle them even if it's harder,etc etc
This is getting ridiculous Xd
wait hol' up a bit how the fuck did this thread turn from a complain thread to a how-to-pick-up girls tutorial thread somebody illuminate me please
Xd
https://youtu.be/IxVunUCctic
@the Chinese symbol guy, you say she has no one to teach her how to stop being a twat? Didn't she say she has a boyfriend or something and that's been going well for 3 years? If her own partner can't teach her how to behave like a human do you think us monkeys on DB can teach her shit? Lol fuck outta here with your sob stories, everyone's gone/going through shit in life, doesn't give anybody an excuse to be a toxic kunt
Don't fucking leak my name violet you twat
How do u get so many replies every time u create a thread
Yes. I got pretty exicted that 2 random people over the Internet had some fun. I wish I could have that too!!!
this thread needs to be nuked
She's pretty special case, that's why. D;
Depressed not excited
Yeah, pretty fucking depressed. For fucking sure.
Good grief, I been reaping what I sow
Nibba, I ain't been outside in a minute
I been living what I wrote
And all I see is snakes in the eyes of these nibbas
Momma taught me how to read 'em when I look
Miss me at the precinct getting booked
Fishy nibbas stick to eating off of hooks
Say you eating, but we see you getting cooked, nibba
I don't act hard, I'm a hard act to follow, nibba
@Vertoxity "special case" in the sense that she's hot I guess
no special case in the sense that parma is really good at saying controversial bait-like stuff that are made to attract attention of pepegas
I mean I seduced Violet so...
That and she's not outright toxic as she seems like in here, a bit impulsive at tops
And why the fuck are you saying this to us? Are you autistic?
@chingchonglinglongname.
Yes there were, we jsu didn't sleep with her. That's seemed to do the trick.
2, I don't think you know what a haiku is. Or are you yet again disrespecting a foreign culture?
Yes, she has the same privilege. Poorly she can't the be God-King tho.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Indeed, you don't have a hero complex, it's a whiteknight complex
Is she an absolute dumbass? Correct! +10 points, now make her smarter.
You would guide her?
Poorly you didn't do it when it was necessary. The damage has already been done.
@ywn this shit might be gay, not as much as your bad English tho.
@capt.keel
Maybe time for new friends? Take one, leave one. Just saying.
Also you don't say anything cuz you damn well know what happens when you do.
Opezdals wrath will be bloody.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
It doesn't get more pathetic than this, that's why you are here.
@sfteekaluk
Where can I buy one?
@parmaviolets
How do you mean? You finally get some attention?
@26%winrate
Have you evolved or something? This ain't Pokémon.
@vertoxity
I ain't.
@varjager
And it's why you cry yourself to sleep every night.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
You can be the good, or the bad.
Only few become a God-King.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@varjager
Yeah, cuz you're handsome.
@parmaviolets
No, is it your coping mechanism tho?
@kowareta
Asking for a friend?
@ETdAWESOME
yes, yes it did.
@capt.keel
We no AdviceFags here. Are you?
@vertoxity
1.Noone cares about your twitch and YouTube. Till everyone does.
2.good, you shouldn't be.
3: do you enjoy trolling tho?
Oh wait you ain't trolling.
Never mind guys, let's calm it a quit!
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
4. It might be a trap, be prepared to be gay.
@varjager
Yes, yes you do. Stop pretending.
Also you ain't superior, so quit that tone. I haven't beat ur ass on this thread for no reason.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
No it doesn't have to be.
Also get a smaller name, typing it out fully is real annoying.
@capt.keel
Youre no girl, you a trap.
God has abandoned us.
Lucky for you the God-King hasn't.
@parmaviolets
So you admit to having sex before. Marriage? My orthodox brothers, you know what to do.
@chingchonglinglongname
That's not how sex works. Virgin.
@tribo
Once you're in, invite me as well, should be fun.
@capt.keel
Not if it wasn't to him.
@sir
ya im looking for friends , im so alone
@tribo
This is Dotabuff, this shouldn't suprise you.
@vertoxity
Hands off the radio damn it!
@bsjdoctrine
Everyone hates her or loves her.
That's why
@chingchonglinglongname
Wait it a girl? Cease dy homosexuality!
@repetition
We nuked Japan, after it they start to create anime. Do you think they won't make it worse in this scenario?
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
Me 2, hug it out?
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@vertoxity
You can join as well
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@capt. Keel
You ain't black, using the n-word ain't cool in ya.
@mypingishigherthanmymmr
She's hot? X to doubt intensifies.
@capt.keel
You get it, at least.
@chingchonglinglongname
Did you have sex or no? Answer for once!
@varjager
No. You are.
@parmaviolets
You know damn wel why, son.
It's cuz they controversial AF.
Its time for your ritalin
I know what a haiku is and I'm as serious as a court jester when I say you're writing a haiku
no really can you type less like an autistic fuck because Jesus Christ how does anyone take you seriously when you type like a wannabe Japanese haiku old man
You're all retarded scumbags and should consider hanging yourselves
tribo just mad cuz he isn't in on the drama
Lol. You are really fucking pathetic. xd
I ain't mad you pleb just sick of reading a shitfest thread with delusional and downgraded people
@kowareta
I feel you dude. Never lucky in life.
Consider opezdal as a friend from now on.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give me a hug.
@parmaviolets
Ritalin doesn't work. It's fake news.
Don't do drugs kids.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@chingchonglinglongname
You can have a few spelling errors. But this is too much.
@m I writing a haiku? No.
An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
That's a haiku, you degenerate.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
No offense of course.
Can I type less like an autistic fuck? Can you watch your spelling mistakes?
A wannabe Japanese haiku old man. Maybe this would be better.
An old Japanese man that writes haiku's.
How does anyone take me seriously? Dunno.
Everyone does tho. Especially after I beat their discussion topic to garbage.
@tribo
Your right. You go first.
@capt.keel
No tribo is sad cuz he ain't relevant. He's desperate for attention.
@tribo
You might be more retarded than the thread your writing on.
Now bow to your God-King.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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Anyone remember how this thread was supposed to be about the behaviour score system being poorly designed?
I'm fucking dead now you're being a grammar nazi
how does it feel changing nationalities from Japanese to German
And no how are you beating any discussion to garbage when you don't even know the etiquette to proper arguing, flinging random insults and typing like a retard does not help your case at all
Granted this discussion is a poor topic for arguing because everyone's flinging insults anyways
@kuruenai
Nukes only make it worse.
Well all have radiation sickness, that's like a thousand times increase in the cancer.
@parmaviolets
I member, but it's shit posting now. Welcome to my domain.
@chingchonglinglongname
I'm not a grammar nazi, I'm an actual nazi.
Good Now?
Germany is where I live.
So I didn't change my nationality whatsoever.
Also you do know that becoming Japanese is like the hardest thing ever right? Their policies are strict AF man.
Also I could make you 2 a private cuddling thread. You could continue whatever the fuck is going on between you 2 there. It's too much cancer here. @kuruenai even want this place nuked. And he's desperate for attention.
I'll make you the offer here. It's a special opportunity.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Almost forgot to make myself, the almighty God-King opezdal superior. Cuz that's what I am. Bow for me, or die by my blade.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ+========>
I thought we're all trolling and messing about here, let us do our thing
DRŽ HUBU TY OTRAVNÁ PÍČO
Also I wouldn't like you 2 joke about it. You know what the Japanese did with the Chinese so-called zipperheads? They forced them to lie down under a truck, after which they drove over them. They raped and killed 300000 innocent man women and children during world War 2 in the rape of Nanjing only.
Their military division called unit 731 would often abduct and do experiments on innocent chineze citizens, they would cut them open, and look at the guts, and how they worked. They weren't even underneath anestisia, the unit 731 thought that dogs like the Chinese, didn't deserve that. They were injected with deseases, such as syfilis and anthrax. They even dropped plague bombs on top of chinese cities, just to see if they worked.
Now you think that's bad and all but I couldn't disagree. Or at least the Americans couldn't disagree.
They gave the entirity of unit 731 diplomatic immunity, if they would hand over their information on how to make biobombs. They did.
The Americans let the ones that caused suffering to do many, do such painful experiments - to which we can only imagine how painful they would've been, and let them all go.
Why you might ask? For nothing else other than arming themself with more womd's.
So yes, America wasn't the good guy, they didn't give a fuck.
If they weren't declared war upon. They would've probably been fine with it all as well. Really breaks your trust in that nation. Bet you haven't heard of this in your history books.
Why? Simple, because the allies could use ww2 as a nice cover story of their own war crimes. Suddenly the axis was the bad team. You'll never hear the allies complaining about the belgian-congolese reign of terror, a mass murder in which 8 to 10 million Congolese were killed. They didn't care, till everyone cared.
Truth is, the allies don't really care, and never did. Whether it's about the Jewish (Hitlers first wanted to send them all out of Germany). No other country wanted them. Why? Jews where thaught of as trouble, and antisemitism was not only a German exclusive thingy.
Now why am I telling you this?
I don't know. Probably some nice controversy to stir up the thread a little bit.
Well need it.
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
The God-King has done his job.
Now it's waiti g for people to go full trigger mode.
yeah ok
Everything
Everything
Everything
Everything
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Everything
Everything
Everything
In its right place
In its right place
In its right place
Right place
There are two colours in my head
There are two colours in my head
What? What is that you tried to say?
What? What was that you tried to say?
Tried to say...
Tried to say...
Tried to say...
Tried to say
i have no idea wat the heck is this going or devolving to and at this point i'm scared to ask lol
Told you, and like the video mentions, anything greater than 3 reports and you’re gonna have low b score. But apparently some other poster mentioned toxic racist people @ 10k, which if true means this game is a waste of time unless you play with a static stack .
I invested ten years of my life to dota because of voice communication , nice graphics sounds, and lots of hero to choose from. All the things I played for has not been felt in years, I play dota with mute all on and manually mute everyone to prevent reports.
It’s a shame, dota is a great game, but the vast majority of players are an almost non human type. Most of these games feels like playing with bots who are on brain damage mode. Half the time I can’t even believe these are real people by the way they behave.
Cs. Starcraft, was nothing like this in terms of the players. I’m almost 30, can’t waste anymore time playing dota
That was the whole point of pressing ranked button, suggesting implying that it’s ranked tracked, to not give up and play your best to the end. Instead you get two people marking mid, and picks and laning that suggests a level of severe incompetence with relation to dota. I don’t know if it’s the way it should’ve at the top, but it very well may be.
i think from 7k or 6k behavior score until 10k its probably most of them same people,the difference is whether you abandoned some games or not
why do you really even think about teammates tho,its something you cant control seriously,just play your own game
when i first started this game and started solo queueing i also feel like my team sucks but afterwards i kinda learned that if some sort of 9k is using my id they'll just win almost every game
so yea,if you make less mistakes and be more efficient/know more than your opponent you'll win more
if 2 people marked mid and still havent picked,and you want mid you can firstpick it,if they still didn't move you can go offlane with your hero
if nobody is buying wards then you can buy it by yourself,there's no need to buy blues unless u know directly where their ward(or vs invi) is since at earlygame you have like 2-3 slot free,don't risk yourself putting dangerous wards also if you core and buying your own
o well,not gonna deny this game community sucks lol,but there's something that you can do almost everytime
got countered when firstpicked? there's a way to handle them even if it's harder,etc etc