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    Chapter 1:

    Born in a sewer he grew up with rats,
    Treating them as family, then eating dead family's corpse like a disgusting pest,
    Soon even the rats avoid him, totally sickened by his degenerate filth aura (global),
    Constantly tormented by his demons - flashbacks of brutal anal humiliation by his own father,
    Decides to install dota.

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      Chapter 2:

      From the first game he knew he found his true family. A wonderful community of filth scum trash where he felt totally comfortable.

      One day walking on the streets he met the love of his life - Patricia the yellow stained waifu pillow. But she was expensive and Goku had less money than iq (basically 0).

      Goku had to come up with plan to steal from his mother rich from working 16 hours a day with random men.

      ...chapter 3 to be continued

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        Chapter 3:

        Goku grew up at the brothel and knew all employees on first name basis. "hello, gonorrhea wh0re" he would greet for example when seeing his own biological sister.
        He knew the place inside out. It would be easy job to get the money to be finally with Patricia the waifu pillow.
        The night before the heist, Goku took 1 final wank surfing the dark web of beast porn and went to bed early.
        In his sleep - constantly tormented by his demons (flashbacks of brutal anal humiliation by his own father),
        Goku wakes up in a cold sweat and switches on his disgusting yellow jizz stained PC...

        ... chapter 4 to be continued

        GETTINGOOD

          I love when weebs fight each other

          ROAD TO HERALD 0

            The birth of an epic love story that rivals QOP & Wraith King :wink:

            Dreadnought325

              You and Goku should create a lobby and 1v1 each other. Your stories are meaningless without any Dota characters.

              pinoy supp0rt

                thanks gentleweebs for your supp0rt to this journalism (yes, everything is true story).

                chapter 4 coming soon

                quity

                  elaborate on the humiliation, did a rat go up your ass?

                  Blueboy

                    Grow up

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                      Chapter 4:

                      The desktop loads into his last webpage, basically immoral and violent underage material that Goku enjoys daily.
                      The chair is still slightly wet, stained with his most recent release. Random pubes caked with dried semen layer all over the sickening filthy throne that the cockroach claims.
                      He loads his favorite forum and the source of his entire self worth i.e dotabuff forums

                      LagServer:Abandoned3x|LP

                        I played 10matches so I can comment "WP" rofl

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                        CerBerus

                          ^ I just played with you LOL

                          hélas hélas...

                            Epic, just epic

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                              Chapter 5:

                              Dotabuff was where Goku could feel a little more human (despite being fated to be subhuman filth forever). Finally! A platform where people actually reply him, for the first time in his life! Tonight however, Goku was too distracted thinking about Patricia and all the dirty things that he would do once she was finally his. It was already 4am, but Goku could not take it anymore. The filthy cockroach was overcome by a sudden, strong, and uncontrollable urge to relieve his sickening twisted perverse desire on the next victim. He put on his smelly yellow stained clothes and decided to head outside - maybe he would get lucky and find a victim outside alone at 4am.

                              ...to be continued

                              Cralo

                                Lmao finally a quality post

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                                  Chapter 6:

                                  He finds a lone figure at the end of the street and creeps closer to get a better look.
                                  It's a 70yo street beggar smelly even from 10ft away.
                                  His sickening twisted mind flashbacks to the last memory of his own grandma's decomposed corpse and all the ways he used to satisfy himself with it, then return the corpse back to the fridge, over and over again for years.
                                  He thinks of Patricia and how perfect her corpse would look in his fridge too.
                                  His mind flashes back to reality and the beggar is barely 2ft away. The beggar looks scared and starts to run
                                  Goku lunges forward to stab the victim but he misses
                                  The beggar manages to bite Goku - sinking his rotten degenerate teeth into Goku's ankle
                                  Goku cries out in pain as both the cockroach and the beggar begin to realize that Goku is now the victim...

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                                    Chapter 7:

                                    Filth cockroach goku wakes up from his nightmare. Thank Gaben, it was only a nightmare...

                                    His sticky smelly yellow cum stained bedsheets is stuck to his fcking foreskin once again. Those wet dreams of anal memories with daddy are seriously un hygienic.

                                    The phone rings, but before Goku can reach out to answer it, he sees emerging from the shadows a very familiar figure - his pet and best friend for the last 16 years - but it's dead nailed to the wall.

                                    "What the fuck is going on?" he thinks as he finally rips off the last part of foreskin that was glued onto the bed sheet

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